*gets the big, big bottle of "Forget about the world if something goes wrong" whiskey ready*

ND better not lose. God, that would be awful. More, if they win, they better win by a nice, obscene amount of points. Like fifty.

I guess I'm not up to my usual chipper, smart-alecky self today. I was just reflecting on last year's team and how horrible it was. And how this is basically the same team.

One week to go and I'm starting to get neurotic. Fuuuun.

Anyway, I can't believe Tennessee dropped their opener to UCLA. UCLA is playing a THIRD-STRING, JUCO transfer, they have an offensive line that could get beat by large high school, and three of their starters got knocked out of the game in the first half. And they won. What the frick, Fulmer? Sure, you have a new QB, but you also have a very good tailback and an offensive line that allowed, like, four total sacks last year! Jeez.

SEC: 8
Opponents: 2