I was bored yesterday, despite the [sarcasm] obvious temptations of homework, homework, the book the Variable M's attempting to force upon me or more homework, which should be enough for anyone, one would think [/sarcasm], and so went and found a lot of personality tests. Much clicking and boggling at the resultant answers ensured. Some of the answers were quite interesting. Some were faintly preoccupying.

You Are 84% Borderline

It seems like you have borderline personality disorder. Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame. When you're up, you're a little bit crazy, and when you're down, your whole world is crashing. Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute. Seriously consider seeking help, even if you think you don't need it.

I, er, kind of squished two quizzes together here; they both gave the same answer, and I wished not to take up a lot of pixels. Corrected the grammar, too. The first quiz is here, the second, there.

You Are 84% Bipolar

You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life. Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?

Er... Okay, people, it's nice that you agree a C is messed up in the head -- the next step is agreeing upon how I'm messed up in the head. Please? For I am now confused. And also amused at the synchronization of percentages.

You Are an Alien

You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world. You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective. Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on. No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like. Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans You play well with: Zombies What Kind of Monster Are You?

*looks guilty* Why no, I wasn't considering quoting "The Monarch of the Glen", with its interesting passages on monsters, why do you ask?
Ah, well. This alarms me slightly (as so much of these results do!), but I'll take it as a compliment.

You Should Be An Atheist

So it's not really a religion. But that's the whole point. You don't buy into the whole God thing... or you just don't care. You may feel very alone in a world full of religious people, but just remember, atheism has a long and rich intellectual history. What Religion Should You Be?

Er, yes. And this is the result for someone who... how many gods do I have?
A lot! A lot a lot!
Exactly.

Your Mind is Purple

Of all the mind types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself. What Color Is Your Mind?

Hey, finally, something I don't mind instead of something that alarms me. What a pleasant change.

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Um... Yay!

You Are Disturbingly Profound

You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense. Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you. Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people. No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them. Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?

Heh.

Your Life is Rated PG-13

Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes! What is Your Life Rated?

For some reason, this one amuses me a great deal. Maybe it's the fact that I probably would've gotten this result when I was twelve &tc, too.