For your news today...
Maybe I SHOULD get a cat? Or maybe I was just infected way back when I volunteered at the animal shelter and have since lost my parasites...
New knife, "wasp knife," wtf?? Makes you 'splode!

From theweaselking:
There is a message here: Minnesota science museum to be closed while Republican convention is in town.

Now for your daily fill of christianity....
Your pets have no souls! $50 per idiot...
Dance Dance.. Praise?

Last but not least...
You thought house cleaning was bad?
Let's kayak through the Pacific Ocean!