A couple of days ago, I posted this drabble. speakr2customrs responded with this one. I thought this would be an appropriate reply, to which s2c upped the stakes with this.

And now, part 5 in the continuing pun-off The War of the Rings.

Title: Be Adequite
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
A/N: Title taken from this.

Be Adequite

It was over. The mighty walls of Gondor were being reduced to rubble as once again Man failed against the unstoppable hordes of Sauron. Only Gandalf, desperately fighting off a Nazgûl, still dared believe that reinforcements would arrive.

In that moment, a cock crewed. And as if in answer there came from far away a note... but it wasn't the riders of the North. Instead, a Hollywood starlet fresh from rehab came stumbling through the carnage, complaining incoherently about never being taken seriously, swigging from a bottle, and flashing her boobs at a confused orc.

Lohan had come at last.