This story has Publicist in Damage-Control written all over it. Dont believe the hype that Lindsay is switching teams. This is just a last ditch attempt at salvaging her career before shes on Hollywood Squares on a permanent basis. Eventually shes gonna blame homophobic >America for not accepting her as a serious actress because she joined the Munchers Brigade, but we all know better. Even though I lost my psychic powers when I was six, I can still detect auras. And trust me when I tell you that Lindsays aura smells like four-day-old salmon.
NOTE: Whoever thought up the term should be beaten to a pulp. And then set on fire.

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