So, instead of tuning in to all of the hoopla, I have basically just been cyber-stalking Chance and his brothers. This has inspired me to do this post. These are the 10 hotties that I am crushing (stalking) on right now.

#1. Chance (of the Stallionaires, I Love New York, and I Love Money) real name: Kamal Givens







As I have said before, I have no explanation for my attraction to him. It has now reached an uncomfortable, almost-Orlando Bloom level. Check him and his brothers out on their website, www.stallionaires.com and on famousvh1friends.com. If someone wants to book them as a gift for me, you can hit them up on myspace.


#2. Real (of the Stallionaires, I Love New York, and I Love Money) real name: Ahmad Givens





Chance's brother and also a member of the Stallionaires. My attraction to him, I understand. He's sweet, he's sincere and he loves God. But, he has completely asstastic taste in women. Their brother, Micah, is also pretty tasty. He looks exactly like Chance!


#3. Taylor Kitsch (Tim Riggins, Friday Night Lights)





I cannot WAIT until the new season starts!


#4. Substantial (hip-hop artist, newest cd is Sacrifice)





It was bound to happen because I am obsessed with his cd. He is a real artist, doing real hip-hop and he is sexy as hell!


#5. Avery Storm (singer, cd not released yet)





He's on a track with Rick Ross, but I won't hold that against him! Can't wait until that cd hits the shelves!


#6. Ben Barnes (actor, Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)





Yes, I recognize the striking similarities between him and my former obsession, Mr. Bloom. He is just such a cutie, though. The less I know about his personal life/fan base the better!


#7. Gerard Way (lead singer, My Chemical Romance)





The intense affection that I feel for him is never going away. I have accepted this.


#8. Michael Phelps (swimmer, Olympic badass)





Yep, I'm feeling the Phelps love! I first noticed him years ago when I heard there was this swimmer that loved rap music. I don't mind his mouth situation at all. His body completely makes up for it!


#9. Larry Fitzgerald (athlete, Arizona Cardinals)





While stalking Anquan, I noticed he had a teammate that was pretty sexy. Now, it is a full-on crush. Amazing hands, suck-tastic taste in women.


#10. Preston Parker (athlete, Florida State Seminoles)





Our brightest star this year. I had the chance to see him up close and in person at Fan Day (pictures coming soon). He looks sort of small on the field, but he's actually not. He's had his trouble off the field, but we're expecting big things. Real men wear garnet and gold, baby! Go Seminoles!!


There you have it. The list of men that I spend too much time ogling. I just noticed the similarities between some of them. That's kind of scary...


--pictures stolen from every place that I saw them