I am VERY close to quitting you. Not only is the pay lousy (and something I rarely get on time), but the fact you haven't delivered the papers yet even though it's way past the deadline really annoys me. Why didn't you give me any notice before that there were problems printing them?

But what REALLY bothers me is that you promised to drop them off today so I could deliver them tomorrow...and you have roughly one hour left to do so. Now, that's bad enough as it is, but considering I had an engagement tomorrow I can't break (I'm NOT missing the first meeting I've had with my best friend for three or four weeks!), I'm getting anxious. You haven't emailed, and I count myself lucky I even got a call back.

Worse still, it's probably going to rain. Like it has pretty much every time I've delivered them. And if you deliver them to my neighbour AGAIN (what is this, the third time?), I'm bloody well quitting.