What credit crisis?

We all know what's happening. We have to save Wall Street, which will vicariously save Main Street. Banks have to keep lending to banks! Credit must flow freely!

Which is all realy surreal, since I, and many people I know, are having very little trouble getting credit anywhere. Where did the credit go? It never left! Washington and Wall Street, along with corrupt CEO's are picking your pocket, while preaching how it will save you. Don't believe them. I can assure you, it is complete crap. Let businesses fail - its normal. If we could stop people from dying, should we? Can we disrupt the rhythm and cycle of reality? It seems this manufactured crisis has an almost metaphysical scent to it.

Be sure to vote out EVERY incumbent this November - and vote for any third party candidate. The big D&R show has almost killed this country. I can't say it any plainer than this.

By the way, if I have to hear one more campaign buzzword or catchphrase (Main St. vs. Wall St., "heartbeat away from the Presidency"), I will projectile vomits directly at the TV.