I actually spent my afternoon doing something rather unusual - playing the role of wingman for Tezuka as he attempted to conquer the Red Sea high score board. My job was to fight off the two computer players by pushing them into crabs or the ocean whilst he just kept running.

Here's where it all started. He got the high score and decided to, well, just keep going.

He got better. As usual, I am the extremely sexy chick on the far left. Tezuka is pink. Again.

>Mission accomplished! Actually, I should probably say something to the effect of "Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission" instead.

I used to have the high score here, too, but I, uhm...got knocked off by 1863_project's brother, who was playing as "Scrotum." Awkwaaaard...

So there we are. This game has officially eaten my life.