She's officially a copy cat, grabbed from i_am_uke && imabeach.

1.Do you like chinese food?
- Well, yeah.
2. Single, Taken, Married?
- She's single, rawr!
3. Is your room clean?
- Her dirty clothes are strewn across the floor and 2 empty cups of instant noodles are standing next to her monitor. This is about as clean as it gets.
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
- Desktop computer.
5. Favorite comedian?
- She's very easily amused so anyone who can make her laugh often is a favorite. =}
6. Do you smoke?
- If she did her beshees would beat her with a stick.
7. Does anyone like you?
- She assumes her beshees and family more than just like her, they love her. =}
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
- O_o; She's not hot, wtf?
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
- With.
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
- Johnny Depp. *poker face* Yeah, really.
12. Do long distance relationships work?
- Yes, Johnny and her are the perfect examples, keep in mind that it ish the powah of love that counts, not the distance apart!
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
- There was this one time, adrenalin was pumping through her veins, cops tailing her but they couldn't quite catch up because, hello, she was doing over 150km/h on the highway and then suddenly BOOM! Heee, lies, all lies, she doesn't even know how to drive.
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
- Pancakes.
15. Do you like coffee?
- Gimmmmmeeeeee!
16. How do you like your eggs?
- She does not have a preference, she would eat eggs anyway she can. *slurp* Innuendo very much intented. =}
17. Do you believe in astrology?
- No.
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
- Tita Nelly.
19. Last person on your missed call list?
- Santina.
20. What was the last text message you received?
- She'd been invited to a birthday party.
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
- McD's! Yay for Mc'Flurry Cappucino.
22. Number of pillows?
- 3, oh wait, make that 4, Johnny included.
23. Last thing you ate?
- Yakisoba.
24. Last thing you bought?
- Porny ice cream.
25. What are you hearing right now?
- 4 a.m. by Our Lady Peace.
26. Pick a lyric?
- "I can't see that thief that lives inside of your head
But I can be the courage at the side of your bed
I don't know what's happening and I can't pretend
But I can be your...."
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
- She's never tried peanut butter with any jelly at all, she's a freak.
28. Can you play pool?
- Boo! I suck.
29. Do you know how to swim?
- Hell yeah!
30. Favorite ice cream?
- She loves all kinds of ice cream, well almost... Except for ube and pistacio.
31. Do you like maps?
- Is globe a map? Because she's fond of it but not for the purpose of looking up countries, she just likes spinning it is all.
32. Tell me a random fact:
- Friends pointed out for her that she has this habitual gesture of twirling her index finger in a gay manner when she tries to stress her point.
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
- Heee, she'd scream and faint when she sees her vagina hard and erect. O_o; Scary thought.
34. Ever attend a theme party?
- No.
35. Ever do a keg stand?
- No.
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
- Not a heavy drinker so it's not applicable.
37. What is your favorite season? Celebration?
- Summer!
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
- Yes, yes that one!
39. Pick a movie quote:
- "Arr! Savvy?!"
40. Favorite quote:
- A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to play God. -Sidney Sheldon
41. What is your favorite day of hangout?
- She doesn't have a favorite, hangouts are rare and spontaneous nowadays, what with College being a bitch and all.
42. Best friend's name?
- C1 and C2 and the gay fattie. *rotfl* George'll stab her for this.
43. How long have you known them?
- Four loooooong years ago. ♥
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
- #42, yep she's that lame.
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
- Past 9.
46. Wake up next to anyone?
- Johnny Depp, he clings like a leech, tsk, possessive sexy fucker.
47. Best thing about winter?
- T_T Shuddup, I haven't seen snow yet. Snow fights, I guess.
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
- Pastel and earth colors, but she thinks pastel blue's the most lovely.
49. How many times your profile has been viewed last month?
- No idea.
50. What month is your birthday?
- July.
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
- No, there is never too much Captain Jack Sparrow, he is teh sex.
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
- Nope, don't have one.
53. What are you doing this weekend?
- Get fat.

George made these up:

54. Recently Googled celebrities/celebrity?
- None.
55. Boom Takatak
- Reminds me of exhibisionism/hooker stunts of 3 hyper beshees on the streets of BFRV late at night.