found THIS

5 most Absurd Superhero Origin Stories

Includes more realistic outcomes to the fateful events that created our iconic comic book heros. These realistic gems include Reed Richards and the gang slowly developing cancer in the bowels of space thnks to those cosmic rays and never being heard from again, or Captian American's testes and penis shrinking thanks to all the steriods and funky hormones he's been injected with, as well as growing boobs, acne, and a craving for protein shakes. Peter Parker and Bruce Banner die from radiation poisoning. Laugh out loud fun for the whole family.

In completely unrelated news-my cats have taken issue with my shoe insoles. Every morning I come out to find the insoles ripped out of my shoes and hidden in various places. Thankfully not too well hidden (lack of opposable thumbs hinders cats).

Also unrelated ....THIS fic is Stargate Atlantis Hilarity!!!! I'm more an SG-1 girl, but this was good. Perchance Stargate Atlantis girl will read and laugh, non?

Unrelated (and therefore not incestous) update on the ground-rat-dog-thing- apparently we are calling it Tara