There's a lot of blether talked about modern educational standards, or the lack thereof, and how this might be affecting the youth of this nation.

With the continuing controversy about so-called "soft subjects" such as "Surf Science" and "Golf Management" at both school and university level, it's hard to know how to keep the kids of today interested enough to keep studying while giving them useful skills that have a practical application in the wider world.

But fret no longer. I can now exclusively reveal my fantastic new strategy to optimize exam results by training the generation of tomorrow in topics that are truly relevant to their adult lives.