**Spoilers** for RAW in Sheffield, England later tonight

SUPERSTARS TAPING MVP defeated Ted DiBiase RAW TAPING * Ricky Hatton opened the show with an in-ring promo. WWE Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs. DeGeneration X is announced for later in the night. Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry is also announced for later. * They taped a VIP Lounge segment with MVP and Mark Henry. Kofi Kingston came out and joined them which lead ...

Raw owned this week. Yes you read that right. RAW WAS GOOD.

... know ECW & SD are going to be awesome anyway. Next week we're going to need subtitles for Ozzy as guest host. I really want him & Dusty to do guest commentary just cos noone would have a clue wtf either of them were saying. I'm thinking of signs to take to the Sheffiled tapings in a few weeks. Kofi Johnson would be run into the ground by then. Thinking of a 'RAPADOOOO!' sign as a SomethingAwful ...

Bragging Rights LIVE Stream YAY!

..., I'm marking out. Ah, wtf, whatevs. CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY...BEING A CHEERLEADER. "VINTAGE BRAGGING RIGHTS"?!?!?! WTF COLE BRAGGING RIGHTS IS NEW. ...OH NO OH NO. BIG SHOW WTF NO NO NO. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY EPIC CENTON.... OKAY, NEAR-ALMOST BLOWJOB HERE, WTF. One last go at it, ... GO OVERTIME. LOL, tables chant, wtf. ...Ugh. Get up, Ortz. Get ... years ago, actually. OH NOZ WTF JOHN. SHIT, NICE MOVE RANDY....

LJ Daily Answers: 9 November 2009

...J. Mama said knock you out!" - kristinmachina "I believe that El Pollo Loco is the champ of the WTF." - mandydax "Ali Baba and his 40 associates, who are like the Ghostbusters of Unidentified Flying Carpets since they gave ... about what the UFC is or who is in it. All I know is that it is now the WWE, but it used to be the WWF and I used to get cards with pandas on them and they ...

Sorry I know I'm being obnoxious...But

..., BITCHES! PUBLIC VOTE! So cry moar they will be back next week mwahahahaha! p.s. people complain about Jedward getting through, but WTF Lloyd was awful and he got through straight away! p.p.s. It's not a fix just because someone went through who you...and Jedward, that's just how it is. Aaah, now that piece of hilarity is over it's time to pack for the WWE tapings tomorrow and Tue, fun times.

I blame Tyra Banks

... Rave? Has the Matador his name this week gone mad! WTF? Quite Possibly so... Oprah, Dr Phil and America's Next Top...deeply perused. So there’s no reading between the lines? WWE's Next Top Diva What if the WWE had been in America’s Next Top Model , but with the WWE running the whole thing and it being WWE’s Next Top Diva. What if I could invent a time-machine and ...

The precise details are sketchy, but I think I had a dream last night where I was a spy that dressed up as one of the Jonas Brothers. I think I might have been Nick, and I was creeping around everywhere trying not to get caught. Then I was at this big mansion hiding behind these walls, and I had been told to what...I dunno, do something a secret spy had to do. But I didn't realize that this ...

Buckethead - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers cover

...that the shows I watched as a kid suck. ...oh wait. Oh well, at least something kept heavy metal alive, even if the song was about five of the squarest dorks to ever don spandex alter egos. But now that Rock Band, Guitar Hero, and (strangely enough) WWE have restored the balance and made heavy metal acceptable again, can we just fucking kill the Power Rangers? Are you listening to me, Disney?

RAW 9/21

... the Divas. Jerry thanks Lillian for more than ten years of service in the WWE. Lillian gets on the mic and she says that when she signed up for this... Mark Henry, John Cena, and MVP in a gauntlet match. Randy was like, 'WTF?' and Show was like, 'Trust us beezy'. Then Big Show told Randy that If ...Will edit with more pics later since my comp is being a BITCH about it right now. SOURCE: WWE. com

IT'S A MELEE-FUL OF GHEI.

.... Mommah Corruption is muy proud. OOOOOOOOOOH, Tedz. Grunt just a liiiiiiiiiiiitle bit more for me, hellz yeah... CODY WTF IS YOUR HEAD DOING IN BETWEEN TRIPZ'S THIGHS AND ON TOP OF HIS CROTCH. OMG, Tedz tripped on the... not a kick, that's a nudge. A very hard nudge. That was supermodel walk from John just now. WTF, bb. Wow, we got us some RKO fans in LA! Or they just don't want John to win. ...