Tweets For Today

... 1900 words on a poem. WHOOP WHOOP but still miles to go before I sleep 12:19 Sighe. I am indeed weary of ye olde Canterbury Tales. The Knightes Tale particularly tireth me. I shall sup upon tea before I writeth more. 12:19 Out of tea. I must go out then, to ye olde shoppe which is where I like to buye my goodes. I shall have ye olde lunche when I returneth. 13:09 It feels good to have...

Kenneth Max Brooks: The Self-Indulgent F.Q.A.

Frequent Questions Asked: Q. Didst thou writeth ye Zombie Survival Guide A. No. I get this every other day, more or less. Sometimes I say yes. Sometimes I sign books. When I do, I sign them "Captain Kangaroo" and quickly walk away. Q. Didst thee thou writeth ye World War Z A. Nay, verily. Q. Arest thee thy thou havest yon ye Mel Brooks' son? A. Good God, I ...

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...24. Also thou art beyond the stabilities of Being and of Consciousness and of Bliss; for I am thou, and the Pillar is 'stablished in the void. LXV 25. Also thou shalt discourse of these things unto the man that writeth them, and he shall partake of them as a sacrament; for I who am thou am he, and the Pillar is 'stablished in the void. LXV 26. From the Crown to the Abyss, so goeth it single and ...

From Boswell on the Grand Tour: Germany and Switzerland 1764 : Saturday 7 July. If ever man underwent an alteration, it is the man who writeth this journal. I drank punch at the lodgings of Captain Wake, a Scots privateer. At night I was Young Boswell of Auchinleck* upon his travels, and had with me Macpherson, a brave Highlander. He was quite the man for me. He had good health, good sense, ...

for a first entry.

i shall writeth a poemeth. bitcheseths. btw, to remember this one, i wrote it on the side of a box. here goes. corruption and letdowns we will be corrupted, we will let ourselves die. we will be corrupted, we will let ourselves down. why cant we ever, stick to our beliefs? why cant we ever, stick to our dreams? were letting ourselves die here. were letting ourselves down there. ...