...Sateen Messenger Inside Icescraper.Mini tennis ball for my puppy.Keys Glasses case.Vogue glasses.American Eagle sunglasses case.Thrifted sunglasses Beret.Mittens Ipod Touch.Virgin Mobile Cell 5 Gum.Worthers Originals Water bottle.Wrist brace for my tendonitis Camera case.Zip it case Inside the Zip it case: Pen.JVC marshmallow earbuds.Flash drive.2 usb/sd memory sticks...

Great, Great, Gran-daddy Torino

... another 10 years. No, I’m talking frightening more in the “Oh God, that old thing scares the very piss from me.” way*. Don’t believe me? You think old things are just dust, Worthers Originals and money at Christmas? Wrong. (*Ironic as almost everything- moving/breathing/pulling their trousers up real high- takes the very piss from the elderly.) As an example look at this- the Goblin Shark ,...

Ha ha. Sweet. Pun

... awesome stuff for my birthday, mostly clothes. My dad got me The Dark Knight on DVD, my brother got me the “Nightmare Revisited” CD/Poster, and my Uncle   got me a bunch of chocolate, and a bag of Worthers Originals, which is the candy my Grandpa used to eat all the time. Bruce said Grandpa got them for me, which was so very sweet of him D: (ha ha. Sweet. Pun… yeah)   I think that’s it...

SAMMICH!!! Plus a cat-related plea.

...elderly ginger tom might get upset with a pair of bouncy two year old female cats in his house. Pfft. My attempts to sway him by pointing out how happy the guys in “Grandads do Schoolgirls 4: taste my Worthers Original” look were met with stony silence and a mild retching. Darn. So, anyone round Stokey over the festive period care to drop in on my fuzz-balls? Lemmie know. JmC Noel cat is needy