... vicinity Would you like to visit? I think you'll love to hate it I guess I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. But, I wanna shout out to jealous fuckin' New Yorkers The devil worshippin', nose drippin' creepy ass stalkers The big fat fucks like Yolanda who killed Selena You know you can relate to me and my people Cause' late at night when all the world is sleepin' I stay up cause' you know I'...

The Sufficiently Advanced Technology Laserprobe (Blakes 7 mild slash fic)

... has happened?" "Eh, they're all pals with Travis, now." The crimmo spat on the ground. "Leave me out here to cough up my lungs while he coddles them and invites them to join his boot-worshippin' group." The mutoids exchanged glances again. The tall male spoke for them, "Then if you would escort us down and introduce us as Avon's crew, we will be able to infiltrate and work from within." "Won't...

On Starbucks and it's impact on religion

... if you've alread been in another monotheistic religion because you're tainted. It means "thou shalt not pray upon the altar of Starbucks when thou shouldst be in church or on that adult website or worshippin the God of thy heart and soul." And if Starbucks IS the God of Thy Heart and Soul? Then thou hast a serious problem, and an addiction, methinks. The second commandment, "thou shalt maketh no...