How to lose weight in nine easy steps

......." But I have to say, I think Amy Ozols has her beat. This article is just fantastic in all ways. My favorite bit, by way of appetite-whetting (no pun intended): And, if the going gets tough, remind yourself: every person is beautiful on the inside, provided that they are also extremely attractive on the outside. H/T to Fillyjonk at Shapely Prose via Her Dreadful Worshipfulness

Tags: feminism funny self-acceptance

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May the Farce be with you...

...I couldn't care less what you smell I take orders from only me Maybe you'd like it back in your cell Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness No one cares if you upset a droid (nobody cares if you upset a droid) That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket. (...

Tags: acapella humour music star wars

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Prompt List (February 1st thru February 15) -- W.I.P.

...), Vic/Gar/Raven: Names and address (endearments: sweetheart, honey, mine; nicknames: chief, kid, sport; terms that assert power: boy, cunt; insulting terms that may hide some affection: monkey-boy, Your Worshipfulness, you big furry oaf; using someone's name as a sign of intimacy; using only formal modes of address: Sir, Major) - While you were gone... - Torchwood, Tosh/Gwen: apocalypse - it's ...

Tags: february 1 - february 15 prompt list

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As you know, I'm not really big on prayer

... IN THIS PISS! FUCKING BOLLOCKS! SHIT! [wait, that may be a tad strident] Really, man; we're cool on the rain. We GET IT. You're all pissed off about this carbon thing. Message received, your worshipfulness. You can stop now. Um, it's almost August. [damn, he probably hears that shit all the time] DO NOT WANT. WE CAN HAS DRY WEATHER? [too hip, probably] I'm trying to be carbon neutral. ...

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Sleeping Dragons (5/7)

...PG-13, last chapter NC-17 Summary: What are you supposed to do when your schoolboy nemesis does most of your work for you--but leaves you to deal with the repercussions of victory? Disclaimer: I am not her most worshipfulness, JK Rowling, and Harry and Draco, et al, are not my playthings. Please don't sue. I'll be updating one part a day for the next week, so long as the creeks don't rise and ...

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Sleeping Dragons (5/7)

Tags: sleeping dragons fanfiction

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