What rhymes with purple?

My page-a-day "Useless Information" calendar informed me today that there are no words in the English language that rhyme with purple. Stephen Fry respectfully disagrees.

molly mcbutter!

... probably at an inappropriate time. Each of these jingles is cheesy, manipulative and one of them will probably be our dying words. "Is there anything you'd like to say with your last breath?" "I... I....I feel...like chicken tonight...like ... can't possibly have any excuse not to buy it while shopping for pork tubes. It's an advertisement disguised as an adorable little nursery rhyme. Brilliant.

You wanted arts and crafts; how's this for arts and crafts?

... much everything (it was weird and off-putting reading him twist his words around a few weeks back, trying to find a new and original way... how dull it is. Even if you tune out the simple-minded words, most of the music is just incredibly drab and forgettable, the worst ... Man That Ever Lived"). Cuomo is still stuck on some terrible rhyme schemes, but the sound of Weezer trying on longer-form, less ...

Fic: Balance [12/?]

... something you wanted, Sam? I’m kinda busy." You know the nursery rhyme about sticks and stones breaking bones but words not being able to hurt? It’s a lie. The words cut through Sam like a knife. She can feel it sink in and ... pauses and she pushes herself off of the washing machine, hoping Harrison’s words had even the smallest iota of truth to them. "Hey, what’s...

Country Feedback, parts 6-10 (Heroes - Elle/Sylar - NC17)

... want, isn’t it?” the words slip out of her mouth ...t want to hear her words. There’s a difference between...then can’t form any words to finish the sentence. Gabriel...before she can stop the words, has time to think. "Please...take what she wants. No rhyme, no reason. Just whim. It...like she believes her own words. Mostly succeeds. “If you could...the meaning behind her next words are deadly serious, “I guess...

various reviews on KA the album

... side. I have to call him out on skating on his Southern accent to cover up his less-than-kosher chorus rhyme scheme, though. Last time I checked, the words "symphony," "melody" and "be" do not rhyme with "say," even if Kris' drawl might suggest otherwise. "I Need To Know" Shockingly, this Fray-like piano-ballad ...

After which one can opt to threaten him if he puns again.

... treant named the Grand Oak who speaks in rhymes. If asked why he does so, he replies: "I do not know, who dost thou not? Thy words seem plain; a mundane lot. Perhaps a poet's soul's in me -- Does that make me a ...poet-tree?" According to the lead writer for Dragon Age: "God help me if I ever decide to write an entire dialogue in rhyme again."

Squeeze

... did end up liking the "new" bands, tho...  and one thing I like about Squeeze are the catchy fun tunes and the lyrics... how in some of the songs from the Cool For Cats album, the words don't quite rhyme, but nearly rhyme... I always liked that.  

... not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But ..., Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet,... privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb,... and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour ... and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury ... but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and ...

Books (Jo/Laurie fic. One-shot)

...’s that?” Laurie asked. “It’s a poem. A very, very sad poem. With words. For all that Dr . Snider goes on about rhyme and meter, he seems to have forgotten that they’re composed out of anything other than ... You can give me your essay to write in return!” Jo beamed at the last words. Even if the topics that Laurie’s professor handed out were as dull as bones, ...