You Know You're A Mainer If.....

...your lungs did not freeze; thank you very much for your concern. The word "stove" refers to what you did to the right front fender of your truck after you've had a wicked bring-up on a rock. There's too much "stuff" in your 2 "cah" garage to get either of your cars into it. You know what a frappe is. You know the smell of Woodsmens fly dope. You eat supper at night and dinner at noon.