Well THAT was a Rousing Success....

..., and S. (from infant room fame) suggests the child in question needs a beatin'. (jokingly! Don't get on the phone and try to call in the authorities! Besides, we don't have the requisite woodshed for such activities. Its in the Beatin' Handbook, look it up.) Sure, said kid may straighten out in due time when they know that your boundaries are set and the punishments will be doled out. But until ...

Tags: kiddo work

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FIC! out of the blue

..."Nothing embarrassing, I hope." "Didn't know you were a carpenter's son." Jin picks up his gloved hand, folds it between both of his. "Shouldn't have said that. I'll hit you up for help with the woodshed." "I'd be glad to." *** She picks up his hand, folds it between hers. They're soft and small and very warm, and his skin tingles at her touch. She has his mother's name, and they laugh about...

Tags: fic! xenosaga

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Voting! Week 39

... at him. Remus followed him out, hiding his laughter. "I'm going outside to clear my head," Harry'd said. Leaning over the porch-rail, he had watched Remus grab Snape's hand, pulling him into the woodshed. They'd emerged after ten minutes, both flushed. Remus' hair looked either wind- or finger-swept, Snape's lips (Harry can't believe he's thinking of Snape's lips ) plump and reddened. Remus ...

Tags: week 39: writer's otp

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sortinghatdrabs

Invasders from the planet cute

... in the middle of the afternoon. After a brief chase around the counter, managed to trap him. Stuck him in the larger container to calm down for a bit. He took a nap for a bit (after eating the crumbs). Then he got put out in the woodshed along with a stale piece of bread. In art news, I'm working on another train. This one will be Maleficent's dragon form from Sleeping Beauty once done:

Tags: wildlife photos animals video

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New Year, Old Dream

...else, I think, my wandering son.” “I’m fine, Mama.” He smiled and kissed her gently, gathered up his coat, gloves, and a handful of almond kulich and walked out the back door to the woodshed. He’d made that trip more than once with his father holding onto the scruff of his neck with one hand and a broad belt with the other. Illya had been a stubborn and obstinate child and his father...

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Ollie: teen AU - part 7 of 14

...me. My mom was pretty occupied and harried with work an’ everything…and…I thought, maybe they’ll love me. “I think my Auntie did. But…but my uncle…just got his belt out an’ gave me a whipping in the woodshed, every evening. I…wanted to go home. I wanted him to like me. But…he never seemed to. An’ then, when my auntie died, he got to hittin’ me even more, an’—an’…” He buried his face against Ken’...

Tags: kind: au alternate universe rating: pg kind: gen size: long fic (over 1000 wds) prompt: ollie author: hutchynstarsk

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starskyhutch911

2010 - First Weekend Lineup

...Lawtell Playboys, Marc Stone Band, Betsy McGovern & the Poor Clares, Alexis Marceaux, Julio y Cesar, Sonny Bourg & the Bayou Blues Band, Chris Clifton, Miss Sophie Lee, June Gardner, The Guitar Woodshed feat. Steve Masakowski, Todd Duke, and Jake Eckert, Mount Hermon BC Mass Choir, Tonia Scott & Anointed Voices, Resurrection Baptist Church Mass Choir of Schertz, TX, Brass Bass Ensemble, Jai Reed, ...

Tags: performers lineup

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Recap

... at my table won so that wasnt bad. I talked to Sonja and she told me that Jennifer got hit so I am lookin to see if it made the news. Tech took some high school team they played behind the woodshed today. I tried to holla at Pops but he was at his agency's Christmas party. I will get his gift and send it off before Friday of next week. I am gonna check some things and holla back tomorrow ight......

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Something awful in the woodshed...

So Jamie's dropped a good one on us. Apparently his English teacher asked everyone to pick a book that describes someone else's family. Some sort of exercise to see if people pick up on nuance and language in books. How delightful. When I was at school, it was reading shit poetry by Larkin and trying to stomach Hemingway without laughing at the misogynistic old cunt who is laughingly called "the ...

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el_mcgruffle

Medicine Speaker (Ursula) Peter/Neal Mulder/Krycek Xover X Files 4 of 4

... you Makade Makwa came to call. Come in." OooOooO "I could use some firewood, young man," Mrs. La Pierre said. "Ah," Neal said. Mulder said, "We'll get it." As the two stumbled out to the woodshed, Neal said, "But you said there was a bear out here." "He was here, but we could see him if he was still around. Man, look at the lights, Neal, look at the lights." Montana sky went on forever. ...

Tags: rating: nc-17 fanfiction zzauthor: ursula4x

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