No Opportunity Is Completely Lost--

--especially if it's an opportunity for a spanking with the Sparkly Paddle of Birthday Wonderfulness. Today's belated birthday spanking is for del_c , who escaped yesterday because I was tending to my mother for most of the yesterday. Belated happy birthday--hope the day was great and that the coming year will be even better! And don't forget to live forever!

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[07] Friday, February 29th, 2008.

...answers to my probing questions. My next targets shall be Kikumaru, Momoshiro, Fuji and Oishi. I believe that makes the total of laps I must run for this particular interview... 250. Regardless, this is very interesting data. Good evening. As everyone has already said, both today at school and this evening at Kawamura's, happy birthday, Fuji. May this year bring you much happiness. I wonde