Sheep

.... The alpacas, the sheep/ craft people types, including my mother, walked around with vacant looks of pure commercialism, fondling wool, fleece, sheep skins, various cheeses, etc. I am a victim as well. My mind wnadering, my good eye dilated, looking like some sort of out of place madman.. I uh, well, I bought a sheepskin. No idea what to do with it, other than terrify the cat, who runs from it ...