I hate it when people say things like 'so many jokes I could make about that." Don't tell us all about how witty you are or what a comedic situation it is...If you're so funny, make a joke! Make me laugh, but above all, don't make yourself sound like a jackass by speculating but not actually doing it.

DEAD OF NIGHT :: Part One - Eric/Sookie

... to Shreveport and had way better things to do then watch them have...weren’t really known for their witty banter and he adheres to a...rest were simply thinking all the things that most vampire haters do. ...mouth respond. “No,” she managed to say, her head using Eric’s shoulder...This was a night for collecting “things to ponder at a later ...of his words early about the things that give him pleasure. She ...

Fic - Face The Truth

...that I'm trying to be witty. Kitten had only been on ... the young man. “Did I say something bad?” “Not at all. ... happening to. I have to say I think Kaien has done ... but I really can’t say anything about that.” “Yes, you ... ago would you believe the things that have happened to you ... do not like you.” “You say this as if it matters ... the hotel? We’ll figure things out from there.” Kitten nodded ...

University AU fun with Stephen and Jon!

... discussed this… whatever this is. Things aren’t really that different than... easier than he thought to say, “Sometimes, it’s painfully obvious ... scratched by a thousand unsaid things. The scent of roses seems ... between embarrassment and pride. “The things we do for love,” Amy ... he wasn’t going to say anything ridiculous and sentimental, not ... managing to get out a witty comeback when half his brain ...

bandombigbang 09: Part 2 [Perhaps Vampire...]

...is about Brian stating the obvious. “Things aren’t always what they seem... again, no doubt to say something witty and scathing that would ...“There are rules to these things, you realize,” Kilky snaps, glaring.... conversation.” “It is how these things are done,” Kilky tells Joe....’s job. Bob just makes things sound decent and occasionally acts ... the things it works for are.” “What makes you say that?”...

A Clamor in Your Whispering 2/?

... considered all of the terrible things that could be happening to ... to care about such menial things as shaving when missing posters ... the sick freak had to say to him. Fleetingly, Jared remembered ... the situation by saying something witty or flippant. Instead, he surprised...you.” Jensen expected Chris to say something further, yet he was...bastard who was probably doing things to Jared at that exact...

Yaarr.

... you? What's your personality like? Intelligent, witty, open-minded, politically correct. I can come into... listen, and I'm good at seeing things from the opposite perspective. You will frequently find... five positive adjectives to describe yourself. Intelligent, witty, resourceful, quick, dexterous And four negative ones.... believe that qualifies as 'logic'. Would you say you're more of a lover or ...

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... such forms of feedback.  (Be gentle?) Title: [creative/witty title] Pairing (implied): JedOctavius Warning: Most likely improper... Cook that really doesn't belong anywhere. Summary: ...... Things that may come in handy to know ahead ... his rump, “all I’m trying to say is: Stop beatin’ the Devil around the stump ...belly-achin’.” “What’re you trying to say?” Jedediah spat. The cook’s eyes took on...

Days in review.

...helped Mary plant new flowers and things in the front garden- I saved... would want to.  Dad broke things down for me today- when ... busy, she needs to Get Things Done.  In order to Get Things Done I need to Help Her, so that She's ... she speaks I can't say anything.  I can't weigh ... sure is every bit as witty as that remark about Socrates.... wisdom, all the old familiar things.  Yesterday I went to Bard ...

Chapter 104 Mirror

..."Hotaru was needed for more important things than--" "There's always something more ...'d actually disappeared and reappeared with things that they wanted or needed before...The commentary was witty and the narration was lively. When things turned serious...you're--" "There are two other things," she started, ignoring Orinato completely in... and every daredevil wants to say that they survived a Hurricane. ...