BEST OF 2009

... Forgetting Sarah Marshall was the funniest comedy Death Note & Death Note: The Last Name were the best foreign Taken was the best action In Bruges was the best all round assassins in Belguim dark witted violent crime caper. Reatched Film on TV The New Guy Spartan Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Shaun Of The Dead The Animal Help Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure! Sinbad And The Eye Of The ...

Sherlock Holmes (2009) Recap

... is dangling by his fingertips like a certain starship captain , Holmes decides this is ample time to Scooby-Doo it up and unmask the villain, explaining his intentions and his tricks for the dim-witted audience. Apparently, Blackwood isn't really a Dark Lord, but a man who uses parlour tricks. The guard writhing on the prison floor? He paid off to keep his reputation and the fear up. The ...

Damn kids and their eight-track machines.

...I meet under the age of twenty-five these days really irritate me -- particularly in the improv scene. You would think that the comedy and improv scenes would be full of brash, smart, funny, quick-witted people, and some of the older and more experienced people are like that. But a lot of the community is composed of needy, socially maladjusted teenagers and guys in their early twenties who think ...

for shigeruhiko

...lunar calendar. In fact, the year of the dog wasn’t for another eight years. Still shaking his head in disbelief, Kakashi opened the card, curious to see just who could possibly be so dim-witted. Most Excellent RIVAL! Really, he was disappointed in himself. He should have known. Wishing you the best for your FIRST New Year’s celebration in your NEW home! Have a WONDERFUL holiday and be sure ...

Grindr

..., its primary function seems to be that of the old-fashioned hookup variety. Oh, and I'm, like, married-or-whatever. So there's that. Had a couple wee non-sexual convos with suspiciously dull-witted characters, but that's the most it's paid off. Like any catty queen however, I do like to sign on, look at the available merchandise, and diss appropriately. Here are some deal breakers in personal...

For jessieheart, "For the Love of a Lady" by bonnyblondelass

... over to the desk and slumped into her chair, her legs feeling suddenly boneless. “How...how did you know?” Hector stood and strode over to her, his angry steps snapping against the wooden floor. “I ain’t dim-witted, ‘Lizabeth. Long have I known the boy to be mine…ye need but look at him to see the truth! Even if there weren’t such resemblance, t’was I as took yer maidenhead when ye came to me ...

The Los Angeles Times today is running a half-witted column which purports to list the top movie soundtracks of 2009. Sorry: Any list composed of soundtracks from the past month is a list written by someone with a media-driven memory-loss. Any list composed of soundtracks from films not even in release yet is a list which was paid for by studio chiefs. The author should be tied to stakes ...

Application

...with you. I'd like to have Harry with me because he's loyal to his partners, quick-witted, brave and powerful. I think those are the personal traits I'd like to find in a person ... well as the good times and never betraying their trust. Intelligence : A mixture of being quick-witted, general knowledge and analysis abilities. Ambition : Setting high goals for yourself and really wanting to be ...

welcome to the interbus kids

... zodiac sign get right about you?: (off of some website I looked at...) quick-witted and energetic, enthusiastic and confident, selfish and quick-tempered, impulsive and impatient 5. ..., foolhardy and daredevil 6. Five positive adjectives to describe your personality: confident, quick-witted, logical, selfless, random 7. Five negative adjectives to describe your personality: repetitive, lazy, ...

Shorts, Sans Bermuda

...! The first is "Horses" by Livia Llewellyn, which appears in Postcripts #18: This Is the Summer of Love . Many of the people on my friends list know the author as the frequently sharp-witted livia_llewellyn , but they may not know she's quite a talented writer of horror and dark fantasy too. Her story in the anthology Unspeakable Horror was one of the best of the bunch, and her entry ...