Crestbet Joint Legacy - Beatrice Abigail - Part 2.2

...re the loser here. Beatrice: Phew! Man Jeremy! You stink! You're cute, but dude, take a shower! .... Especially Gwen. She stalks Jeremy, and heart-fluffs (farts for other simmers) him, over and over. He ... cute right? Beatrice: Yeah...whatever dude. Jeff: Then, why can't I get a girl? Beatrice: You ...was a bit surprised this time around....^^^ Ethan: Ummm...Why is there a walking mirror? Me means, me...

Doctator

...s also a couple things wrong with my tuckus, and that's why I did the LJ-cut. The first thing is that ... the heartburn and other things... Yeah the other thing is my farts. Maybe it's just that I'm getting older; my Dad has killer farts from hell, but I have a pretty good nose. I can tell the difference between Mercaptins, the usual fart-stink gas, and Sulphur, which is what has been coming out of ...

farts and poop!

...reminds me of the day my sister had epic farts at Disney world! Once we went to Disney ... was so bad. Anyway she had these disgusting farts, and every now and again she'd start ...to be there, pretending I don't know why somone is in the loo and not coming ...in. I wish she would, because they always stink like death. Does anyone else recognise their friends farts? They always have the same note to them ...

Twitter Me

... and your....gas problem. LOL # 20:08 @ rainbowbtrfly Why thank you! It's the flower that pops up...21:43 @ oddchick Nyquil??? LOL # 21:44 Why..Yes..it is LOL RT @rainbowbtrfly I ... than he can handle # 22:04 HAHAHAHA...Puppy farts can clear a room!!! RT @oddchick ROTFLMFAO!!! RT @IcePrncesz FYI: kitty farts stink!! # 22:05 Uh huh. So you say RT @oddchick Ive killed many for ...

merlin - beauty and the beast part two

Yay for daylight savings changes in other parts of the world. Now I have an extra hour's sleep on Sunday mornings! Previously on Merlin , Uther married a troll! Cue opening credits. And just in case you missed the previouslies, Catrina and Jonas explain it all again in their establishing scene. First up on Catrina’s evil list is to get rid of Merlin. She distracts Uther from his honeymoon ...

... jobs at the department of commerce by a substantial amount. Why? because she has the power to decide that. She ... for this type of person, and i dont understand why dont just fire her. she really has no purpose but ... that the fact that i am surrounded by old farts at work put crazy thoughts into my head that i..., who is a total sleese, all over her like stink on a monkey. i resigned myself to let her ...

Because In Silence I Find No Hurt 2/3

...the ship. He wasn't quite sure why the zombies were eating the bunnies and ... he strolled in the room. Jim wondered why his fake Bones bothered wandering anywhere. It... existed out of Jim's sight, so why did his brain always have Bones entering ... that he was really, really starting to stink. He had always heard that people became ...after simmering in a vat of liquid farts. In the end he had stolen some...

... could let many other disgusting old farts fuck him. The thought made ... a good change of events.   “Why do you keep coming to ... could get anyone you wanted. Why me?”   “But it’s very ... adorable and cute, Kyo-kun. Why wouldn’t I want you?”... Die asked one day why he stink like that boy-whore ... with Kyo was wonderful. So why should he give it up?... this was partly a reason why he always avoided any Kyo-...

Slush Reader Blues

...terms of methane for some reason.     Why does every two-bit hack out...Methane is fucking odourless! That's why it's such a goddam hazard...that makes a good, hot fart stink! Nor is it the atmospheric ...simple google request. Look! Enter "why do farts stink?" in Google. First result gives you Facts On Farts , a neatly written page that ... "The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide ...

hello, super nifty awesome cool people!

... world would you choose and why? I would choose to be ... and where would you go? Why? Being a Political Science and ... room filled with stinky old farts anyway. Now, I would say ... you identify with most and why? I think I can relate ... been achieved and that is why I am sitting peacefully, chatting ... The only thing I really stink at is math. Me and...a 5-year-old seriously. Why do people speak in acronyms...