Celebrity Gossip: Why?

... what the celebrities were doing as if awed by the mundane actions; “They... EAT TACOS!” “They... PAY THE DRY-CLEANER!” “They... BUY CIGARETTES!” Always “they” as though what one celebrity does speaks for all of them as a group, since once you become recognized as an entertainer, you lose the power of individual decision making. There apparently exists some marketable portion of humanity that ...

this (tbone and celebrity erotica) is a *great* tag.

Best of the Rest Post!

..., Christopher Sieber, John Tartaglia, Chip Zien and Norm Lewis . Martin Short will join fellow screen actors Ryan Reynolds and Rita Wilson for the Dec. 7 performances of Eugene Pack's Celebrity Autobiography at the Triad Theater. The evening will also include appearances by Carol Kane, Rachel Dratch , Sherri Shepherd, Scott Adsit, Steve Schirripa, Dayle Reyfel, Alan Zweibel and series ...

Exclusive: Audrina Patridge Returns to The Hills

Audrina Patridge has officially signed on to star in the next season of The Hills. After weeks of negotiations, Us has learned exclusively she will return to the show that made her famous. “I can officially confirm that Audrina Patridge will appear in the 6th season of The Hills," Jennifer Shoucair Weaver, a rep for the actress, tells Usmagazine.com. "Production will resume shortly after...

Sock-y matters

AtG might be interested in this post .

Or, alternatively, just keep children OFF the bloomin' Internet.

Tanya bloody Byron. Again. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8398763.stm (includes embedded video). 'Nuff said.

Can't live without my internets.

Windows is kind of installed, but it refuses to detect my internet connection or even my dialup modem, so I might just go back to Knoppix because that thing at least let me get on the internets.

Tori and Candy Spelling reconciling

After years of feuding, Tori Spelling and her mother Candy Spelling are putting their differences aside for the sake of Tori's kids. "They have been in communications," Tori's husband Dean McDermott told PEOPLE at ABC Family's World Record Elf Party on Monday in New York City. "Candy has seen the kids, which is what this is all about." Tori, 36, and Candy, 64, have had a long-standing feud...

You can go your own way!!!!!

So this really weird and rude guy calls us up like four times today trying to find where we are located. He shows up to our store and proceeds to bark orders at us. He orders 8 drinks demanding initials on all of them and like 4 stainless steel tumblers. Spends about $200 and had a ridiculous attitude. One of our partners helps him outside to his car and I guess got into a conversation with him. ...

Tara-chan desu!

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