Dear starfire: this is your internal captain speaking

...we are now on final approach towards menstruation. Please switch off all rational thought, minimise any chances to say anything you might regret later when the fugue of hormones has dissipated, and ready your wheatbag for holding against your tummy in the upright position. Thank you for flying Air Frakking-female-biology, have a nice period, and, oh, try not to break anyone even if they richly ...

Tags: cycles cynicsm health

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A blatant self pitying whinge followed by some positivity

... that the jacket spuds were incredibly well done as it took so long to get them out of the oven; they were delicious! Tim helped me apply vaporub to my back, I put it on my chest. He heated up my wheatbag so I had something warm next to me for teatime. Tea is over now, Tim washed up. I feel very weak and still have very little voice. I'm sucking Lockets like they are going out of fashion, because ...

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Dear starfire: this is your internal captain speaking

A blatant self pitying whinge followed by some positivity