5 little fics

...I really likes it, but it sure ams messy.” There was silence. Finally, Skwisgaar just had to speak. “Um, Toki? I don’t know how to be telling yous dis, but de barbecues sauce ams red. Nots... like whateveres dat was.” “Nots the barbecues sauce, silly, Explosion Sauce! It’s nots red! Nathan makes it specials, just for me.” “Lemme guess, ya gatta close yer eyes and suck it outta a hose?” “Oh, you ...