Fic: joyful girl (Ashlee gen with Pete/Ashlee, R)

... nose and mismatched outfits and peculiar sense of humor, clamoring vainly for attention, burning with the resentment ... that daughter of Bruce Willis's with the weird name - but there's only so much hearsay ...and drawbacks of life in this industry, the weird watching-us-watching-them of celebrity - (...dark head in disbelief. "It was extremely fucking weird." Ashlee makes a face, half from that news...

Fun with Weird Science

I love weird science. Here are a few of my recent faves- Tentacles? Man-eating Plants? National Geographic ... . Apparently, the growths were tested at found to be caused by some weird wart virus. Doctors are trying to treat him now... Musicians have Higher ... Kind of like the Darwin Awards, but given to people for incredibly weird research projects. See a list of winners (losers? ) here .

being weird

The school where I work had its 40th Anniversary gala tonight at Houston's most exclusive country club. They had an open bar, so naturally I took advantage. At one point, I set my glass down on a table near several co-workers. Co-worker: zephre , are you drinking apple juice? zephre : No, it's single-malt scotch. (laughter) zephre : Glenlivet, I believe. Other co-...

If We'd All Been Living in California, It'd Be Different . . .

..., just like all the other towns they've been in as they've stayed in 200 motels across America. The band is beginning to fragment - all of them beginning to hate playing Zappa's weird "comedy" music (which doesn't help them get any groupie action) and wanting to instead play some "heavy blues." They're also tired of Zappa secretly recording their conversations and then using it as material for his...

... the conversation).  Yeah. His nocturnal life.  It's weird how things are super connected all the time.  Well,...in the day.  I don't know.  It's weird. - I went to confession and the priest blessed me ... and backward.  "I'm sorry" is just a weird concept.  I mean, really, if you were sorry, you...want it.        - Vicious cycle .  There's this weird vicious cycle of hypocrisy.  If you can't apologize ...

Happy Birthday, Lokei! A Story for You...

...lot more serious. He really was here as backup. That was good, although the need for backup while fishing was weird. When you knew how amazingly boring Daniel found fishing, it was pretty darn nice of him - even if he had anticipated some humor at Jack’s expense. The fish, or fish-like sea creature, was almost at the boat. They still hadn’t...

Glue: Chapter 2

..., and Chase get locked in the janitor's closet. What ensues are recounts of the four's most embarrassing (and most influential) moments. Genre: Humor/Angst...does that seem weird? Disclaimer: You know how somewhere in the world there's a guy named Joe who doesn't own a bike? That's kinda how I ...

The Pitfalls of Co-Ed Dorms.

caffeineshock: i go outside into the hallway and think "hey, this is weird. it so quiet." then i get closer to the bathroom and the guy who lives across the hall from me walks out in just a towel, hairy robin williams chest and all and stops me and starts talking to me. DUDE. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. then of course, i come out of the bathroom and i'm naive enough to think i'm in the clear, and some ...

[Public] Vote ... for the glory of SATAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvw8rvcQxg "Your neighbors are voting. You're not. That could be a problem." Seriously. Wait for the kid who says "..and for the glory and power of Satan!" It gets even more weird after that--but the message is clear: Vote: Because your neighbors are voting, too.

..., vampire groupie Bella Swan. As an added weird-vampire bonus, the Twilight bloodsuckers aren't completely... seriously, Moore also gave the world his humor book The Bojeffries Saga, featuring Uncle Festus Zl..., vampire groupie Bella Swan. As an added weird-vampire bonus, the Twilight bloodsuckers aren't ... seriously, Moore also gave the world his humor book The Bojeffries Saga, featuring Uncle Festus Zl...