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Gentlemen, Behold! [Weaz holds a really nasty looking gun up to the camera. It looks vicious. Deadly. This gun clearly has a right end and a wrong end, and he's ... to something across the room, aiming the camera and the gun at... It's a fat kid playing video games. Where the hell did Weaz pick up a fat kid? They're supposed to be hard to kidnap! The kid doesn't even notice that he's seconds away ...

Accidental video

[The scene opens, intrepid viewers, on a sight which really just should never accost the ocular aperture. [This sight would be Weaz. Shirtless. Pantsless. He is in his shorts, on his sofa, in the dark, playing video games. (Resident Evil 4 for those in the know.) He is surrounded by...some odd things. Many bottles of Mountain Dew. Many cans of Red Bull. Many bags of Cheetos and Funyuns. There is ...

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... and punched a hole in the side of the freezer. I heard that he tasted like Daiquiri Ice for three weeks. ANYWHO. Man, lotsa friggin' encrypted chatter around here recently, huh? Sometimes the comm going so quiet is as much a clue as it being full of blab. Just sayin'. ((No, he has not hacked/technopathed anything, but so many encrypted posts in one day = Weaz puts two and two together.))

... he's taking her to Chuck E. Cheese's. WHEN: Sunday, 9/6/09 evening. WARNINGS: Nah. SUMMARY: Weaz has made a new friend! So he's taking her out for pizza, and bringing along a portable DVD ... go play. But he was sulking to himself and none of the other kids were talking to him. Shit, Weaz remembered that. He'd lived that. Poor little fuck. He was wondering to himself how many of these other...

Posting from my sister's computer...

...you three reasons, so clean the lint out of your belly button an' listen.  One, to dump them out would be taking the pussy way out and an insult Captain Morgan and Senor Cuervo.  Two, if we give them to Weaz for safekeeping, he's going to drink them behind my back because he's a dick.  Most importantly, three, if we put them back, Terry's prob'ly going to drink 'em.  Maybe she won't, but trust me ...

Posting from my sister's computer...

...you three reasons, so clean the lint out of your belly button an' listen.  One, to dump them out would be taking the pussy way out and an insult Captain Morgan and Senor Cuervo.  Two, if we give them to Weaz for safekeeping, he's going to drink them behind my back because he's a dick.  Most importantly, three, if we put them back, Terry's prob'ly going to drink 'em.  Maybe she won't, but trust me ...

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... "WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE" in bright blue and yellow, and some cheesy western music starts. And Weaz puts on the shit-eatingest grin ever to exist and starts talking really fast in a twangy accent.] ... the western music stops, and then with one last really scary sort of grin, the camera cuts out.] ((Weaz is out to make a buck. WAR PROFITEERING IS FUN KIDS. These are weapons that he's ...

[Video] Flamethrowers are a necessity of City life.

[Weaz is outside in what appears to be Central Park, and there's not a soul around. His Comm is perched on a nearby bench, and he's tinkering with something that looks like a large hose of some sort. And the hose leads to a large pump-action reservoir, which vaguely resembles scuba diving tanks. Sort of. There's a lot more bells, whistles and gew-gaws on it than a scuba tank. Little bleepy things...

IRON POOL (Tag: Wolvie, Oni, Ani)

..., perhaps be Deadpool's Robin, but then he came in one day and saw that it had been painted to look like Deadpool's suit. More than that, the merc himself was in it. " You've really outdone yourself here Weaz! I feel like a real digital special effect! I could have my OWN movie in this baby! I'm gonna take it out for a test drive. You know, just once or twice around the block. " "WADE! It still ...

... after the Giant!Comm is finished. WARNINGS: Epic amounts of AWESOME. SUMMARY: Weaz offered to build Zilla a giant comm, Iron Man put a priority rush... gonna give it to the guy. FORMAT: However you guys wanna roll. Weaz wanted to scratch at the back of his neck, but couldn't....as the itch on his neck got more and more annoying. ((POSTING ORDER: Weaz (OP), Iron Man, Spider-Man, Godzilla.))