They win

..., chasing down the delivery truck, hog-tying the driver and stealing my valance was a little hard, but not as hard as sneaking my valance into Lowe's warehouse and receiving it under the alias of "C.Weatherholtz" two days after I had already received it.  I thought for sure that piece had been lost, but when I checked with Stuart he said it had been sitting in the warehouse for a long time.  So, ...