Хорь вчера пах очень вкусно яблочным пирогом, потому что (в преддверии диеты) он приобрёл на новогодний стол яблочный пирог, это было его last hurrah. (He completely misunderstands the concept of dieting as a lifestyle change, and ends up yo-yoing a lot.) Так вот, когда я ему сделала комплимент по поводу его запаха, он сказал, "You are what you eat! Indeed! That's why I always smell nice, ...
... going along as calm as you please, and into the saddle. He was a weasel, all right. Wyatt reflected on this as Luigi's weasel face as it soaked in the view from that high position. "Haven't ridden a...remembered why he hated riding horses, and why he loved, loved, loved being a weasel. Corvina, her mare a touch sweaty where the suns fell on her flanks, ...
...ninja capable of causing trouble by any stretch of the imagination. The current Hokage was in the next room over being carefully guarded by two ANBU who knew his every trick, especially how he always tried to weasel his way out of any kind of public Hokage-like duties. Sakura wasn’t worried their esteemed leader would wander away before the ceremony began. The copy-nin was as proud of Naruto as a ...
...& Deadpool Characters/Pairings: Cable, Deadpool, Blind Al, Weasel Length: ~4000 words Rating: PG Why this must...in a creepy way, I promise. Excerpt “Okay.” Weasel shook his head slowly. “Let me guess anyway...agent as a pet?” “Especially not that baby!” Weasel groaned. “I’m going to amp up our...’s my limited edition Rorschach Winter shirt,” Weasel said, though he only soundedresigned, his...
... her face! How could an overbite turn into a SEXY overbite so quickly? He swooned when she picked up the soap and nearly fainted when she rubbed it across her perfectly perfect skin. No wonder theWeasel and Golden Boy followed her around like puppies! Did all mudbloods look like this with their knickers on the floor? Voldemort really was evil if they did. Draco looked down at the camera in his ...
... chuckles. Also, what's the point of having two burners if they're so close together that you can't use both at once without buyingmidget cookware? Midget cookware that slips around like a lubricated weasel, no less. Feh, I said to myself, and double feh! I dug up the receipt (SEE? LUKA IS BEING RESPONSIBLE AND KEEPING THE RECEIPTS!) and the packaging, boxed it back up after a thorough scrubbing,...
... until she caught mind number two and almost face palmed, "Because what I did likely saved Captain Blackmail's life," she returned, "Seriously, that guy tried to blackmail me. It was better he didn't remember trying to weasel all that crap out of me." She wasn't lying, why bother? Another telepath would be able to pick it up easily. "I'd tell you to ask him about it, but you wouldn't be here if he...
... and having a beer and some wings. The place was getting flooded, water was dripping madly from the ceiling in the bar area and in the back room. I saw the manager who used to be at the Suwanee store, the weasel looking one. Michelle was working the bar, a little older girl with a few pounds but looked nice. A couple of guys were nice and the bears game was on. I then went on back to L'ville and ...