I want Death for my birthday. I love Life, but Life has a boyfriend.

... fit anymore. I've been taking advantage of the plaidsplosion this season and searching for a good red plaid flannel, but all the stores seem to only offer them in enormous men's sizes or in lame "slim cut" girl versions. What the fuck, it's flannel, flannel + "slim cut" does not compute. No, I don't want a ruffly pink plaid shirt. I WANT to look like a lumberjack lesbian, thank you very much. ...

... with an almost anal retentive fuss for detail. She's dusted the tops of cabinets, fluffed couch pillows, waxed the dining room table, vacuumed the floor, shampooed the poor damn cat, who's still grooming its dignity ...? Who'd she play?" "The Vulcan T'Pal. I even helped make her costume. Quetta's little girl played Lily. I kept meaning to send you the pictures, but my caseload has me swamped." The ...

November challenge

.... Even Smoke, on one of his regular visits was stopped by the chef and had a bowl of soup forced into his hands as the man waxed lyrical about the new girl’s cooking skills. Dey finished for the night, her work station gleaming, and her whites covered in splashes and stains. A bowl of green split ...

Seeds: Vanishing Box

... curves she would never have imagined a girl of 17 to have. Her bosoms were ... never be more than just another fan girl to him, another nameless face for a ...in the blade box or the disappearing girl box, making him the best he could... all. She cried in the disappearing girl box, waiting behind the panel to return...before how horrible he truly was. He waxed on about mystical realms and parallel dimensions...

House: Close

... form. She’d been the employee, the student, the girl. He’d always been the employer, the teacher, ... he sauntered in, the cane clicking cautiously against freshly waxed tile. Sometimes, she wondered if he knew how close ... grade, she ran into a not so popular girl in the school hallway? It was a life changing ... and fine figures, she’d realized the other girl was right. She was a stupid, popular, snob....

The Sharpshooter

... all of Guy's stories had happy endings, though. Guy had also been involved in trench warfare, and, when he waxed maudlin, would lament his horrific experiences. When Guy was like this, any adults in the house shooed me away. These stories were too gory for a little girl to hear. But I did hear one of these stories. Once, Guy and his fellow troops were under heavy ...

... picture you took? Post it below: 14. Have you ever had your eyebrows waxed? yeah 15. Do you like MLIA or FML.com? fml 16. Do you own ... me I have pretty eyes. I'm 5'3". I love the show Gossip Girl. The Office is another favorite of mine. I know what I want to be ... one laptop. And more than one digital camera. I'm a vodka kind of girl. Beer is okay too. I love Kurt Cobain. I want some new books. ...

Wowsies

... up the world needs you alive shut up SHUT UP * What. The. Hell. Ed gawked as Mustang waxed nearly poetic about Ed’s clavicles. “and the suprasternal notch—” “ What are you talking about ?” “... I have seen you around Miss Rockbell and you are clueless , but soon, you will look at a girl and you will notice something.” Mustang leaned back into his chair, pressed the tips of his fingers ...

Riptide fic: Share the Days

... his smile both thrilled and possessive. A kiss, and then Nick makes for the 'Vette, which looks freshly waxed. Cody's intrigue grows as they take the 405 north. The night air is warm and sultry, and... point, feeling it flutter under his fingertips. The song changes to something uptempo, something by an all-girl band--he's terrible with names--and he grins, then. "Fifteen years ago, huh?" He nods....

Fan Fic: Halloween’s Funhouse Act 1

... View: Catherine Willows Setting: Season 6. Spoilers: Seasons 1 - 9. Rating: M Warning: Contains girl on girl action, if this offends please stop here, as well as being kind of surreal. Disclaimer: I ... floor. The wood's old looking, full of knot holes and it looks like it's been waxed heavily because of the dust and dirt has been trapped by the wax, darkening the wood unnaturally ...