Dear subconcious: WTF?

... about my grandfather's funeral. I was dressed all in black at the funeral. The problem? My pants were too low and I was wearing bright, rainbow colored underwear. My extended... notices my girlfriend checking out my butt at the funeral. I am now paranoid. It doesn't help that our washing machine has been broken, and was finally fixed on Wednesday so I've been in the process of doing a mountain of...

Don't panic

...bit of an odd one as well. I have no problem blurting out something I think entirely sane, only to...Quick learner- I'm book smart and have no problem remembering facts, I take to logical systems like fish ... flat I'm living in, I had to spend all my money on a washing machine and other essential boring stuff so there was nothing left for a book case... no problem, I have a pallet and pizza boxes, put ...

Washing Machine

... house at the end of August. The washing machine stopped working. We contacted our LL....LL) has never had a problem with the washing machine in the past 4 years." However, these things were caught in the washing machine because of a plastic bit that ...off from the drum, which is a problem that occurred because of wear-and-tear..., we were having problems with the washing machine. We want to know if what...

I am Man - See me Plumb

... to look at things until last night. It wasn't the washing machine per se that was the problem, but the stand pipe into which the washing machine dumps its waste: The water was bubbling out of a join between the U-bend and ... water down both paths, and all seems well. Tomorrow, I'm going to try the washing machine. And I'm going to watch it like a hawk....

[Fic] Chapter 4 and 5/? Unnamed fic

...time being. His mind turned once more to the Italian problem and his tread gained pace as the wheels in his ... articles and headed down to the laundry room. Opening the door of the expensive Miele washing machine he noticed a garment already inside the drum and went to fish it out. ...t escape thinking about the man! This was becoming a problem, Ludwig was unaccustomed to emotional angst and he didn't...

"Aren't you all? A handful, that is."

...rare, and with you folk having the metis problem and the killing of the kinfolk problem and Gaia knows what the fuck else..." She's making coffee as ... him. "Calm down, Cowboy, what's your problem?" Phoenix-Down tosses his head and snorts, ..., and David gives him a very curious look. "Do you need a washing machine, Wyatt?" he asks, sounding plainly curious about what the cub is up to ...

[002, Voice] Even the power of ~Velma~ couldn't have saved this one...

...Does anyone here know what "Error 100-2035a" means? [Filtered to Merlin Emrys.] Merlin? Merlin! The washing machine seems to be mal functioning and regurgitating some sort of…... to Ororo Munroe.] Professor Munroe. There might have been a spot of a problem involving a washing machine, atmospheric static control, and quite a bit lightning. And I do mean that ...

... many rooms are there in your house? → Eight, if you count the room for the washing machine/dryer and the foyer. You've just won $1,000,000; what is the ... you forgive them? → Of course. What's the problem with you and the last person you kissed? → ...? → Sometimes. Have you ever kicked a vending machine? → No. Are you cocky? → Sometimes. Do you wear your ...

Fic: The Way Back (8/?)--Pulled to Pieces (PG-13)

...I wish I knew." He picked up his soiled costume, dropped it into the waiting washing machine, and walked back. "The first team started out the way YJ did. Bruce's lessons... or in the field, usually took care of that problem. That was what he needed now--not people bending over ...I know. But let's face it: this is my problem. I'll solve it." Barbara turned on the voder. "...

Speeding Up and Slowing Down.

... If i can get the dishes from the machine to the countertop then we're okay but ... i do that is astonishing. Similarly, i need to load and unload the washing machine and dryer with haste as well. Semra... would be to let her play with whichever machine i'm not currently using but she is only interested in the machine that i am currently using. You see the problem. I can now shower at the speed of ...