Chase, don't say we didn't warn you.

Dude, Cameron you heartless skank. Really? After the poor deluded boy put up with all your broken issues you're going to do that?

Hammer Glamour

...for men wearing Hai Karate after shave. Though I remember her best as dominatrix "Tanya the Lotus Eater" from Revenge of the Pink Panther (Clouseau, in what were very nearly his last words: "I must warn you, Tanya who eats the Lotus, I am against the women's libs.") Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Vetri in When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth . She didn't mind constantly losing her top, it...

Lesson #51 in How NOT to Speak to your Night Auditor

...these rooms into storage closets, but considering we can still sell them, the GM refuses to. Thusly, I was fully expecting to be reamed out for being next to an elevator, for noise issues, etc. I will warn you that at one point I did lose my cool, but I did not actually scream at the guest. I informed him of what his behaviour was causing. The call went something like this: Me: Guest Services...

Coming Home (Pep/Bojan)

... this feeling, this decadent teasing and playing, the skin puckering beneath his lips. He knows the growing tenderness by Bojan's trembling, the way he arches up and pulls away at the same. Small whines warn him and he pulls his body upwards just in time for Bojan to miss grinding against his body. But he takes pity and transfers his attention to the other nipple. He's careful to just barely...

[vi.]

So, do those rainbows hurt anyone other than me and Crona? They did some pretty serious damage the last time one touched me. It'd probably be good to find out why, just so we can warn people.

Nina and Nate, Saturday evening

...asked. It was possible that he'd had just enough beer to get warm and loose, that level of inebriation where everything was easy. Violet eyes flickered towards him, and then Nina grinned. "Fun could be had. I'll warn you, though - I can't miss. Literally. My powers don't let me." "Well, if we're playing powers..." He grinned at her as they set up in front of the dartboard. "Yes, I've heard you'...

.... joe. says: why can't i call you nate? nick says: only, barely ever, and not on anything anonymous. because nate is not my name. and if i were in some kind of near death situation, and you were to warn me by calling out 'nate', it's a safety hazzard. so no. joe. says: if it was a life or death situation, i'm pretty sure i'd be calling out 'nick' instead of nate.. nick says: if you ...

Don't Call It Frisco

..., of course," said Hobbs in surprise. "No one refers to San Francisco by that title except people from Los Angeles," said the court. "I am the chairman of the County Council of Defense, and I warn you that you stand in danger of being interned as an alien enemy. Don't do it again." -- http://www.sfgenealogy.com/sf/history/hgoe82.htm I ran across this gem when I was reading the California ...

Come darkness, come light

...I'm discontinuing ransom note, high school drama, and the crystal hunters. Sorry, but I'm redoing Ransom Note (wi/the help of a friend, Bleed_The_Day). You're welcome to read it at my journal. But I have to warn you, its pretty dark. It's actually now called, Never the Same. Anyway, here's a new story. Its about the guys in high school, but this is going to be different. Well, see for yourself......

Day 21 Word Counts and Excerpts

... So I have nearly 2K words so far.  I know I can do better, and I'll try to do so tomorrow. In the meantime, did you do better than me?  Post it here and let everyone know!  But I warn you - I may come back and do better than you tomorrow! Keep in mind also - we're in a word war this weekend with Team Clio so write like you mean it, everyone!  Check the main nanoljers  community for more...