... in my mind they are raw potatoes, small blocks of granite, and parsnips. In my mind his hands are excessively meaty, almost flippers, and he has only one large grey pant-leg to encase his large Walrussy lower body. Flop flop... munch crunch... And his beady little eyes stare at me maliciously! I hate you in a theoretical way, Walrus Man. There is Stick Insecty GirlLady, who is the most shriek-...