What was, in your opinion, the most useless invention ever?

...chewing crab legs because they cut my useless lunatic mouth i hate myself this is...dick into a field. rough   cassandra you useless vagina ill slice off your ear ... thus this spawns my obsession my invention and my eventual glory   try believing in... began to steal all the abandoned useless cars and he repaired them and ... inside the women, the men were useless, they were characters in a play ...

J-Notes From New Paltz: Ultimate College Goblet

... the fact that blogging is born of the old adage that the necessity is the mother of all invention. Blogging would not have arisen if not for the need for a platform from which the people could be...an elitist to be your gatekeeper, ask yourself if the gatekeepers are sending their children to die in useless wars, spun by the media for your entertainment and silent consent. Third, and last, we, as ...

...3 weeks After the 2nd semester...

... HERE TO VENGE MY USELESSNESS! Oh my God. why am i so Useless?? All the things i do didn't seem to go right. What'... get what they need. which forms the trading system.. follow by the invention of money and now.. Education is needed to prove other people that ...third week in the Semester two. and something makes me feel so useless + restless whenever i thought of my school work and all that. ...

Houseboy: Part 1

... as the gray head turned obscenely to the side. The lifeless body dropped into an inelegant heap of useless flesh. Matthew gave a disgusted snort, “Did you have to kill him?” A raven wing’s brow ... of moonbeams and kissed by the golden glow of candlelight. With no thought to the lack of human invention, he stepped into the marble enclosure. He teased the water over the spout and warmed it with ...

Deen's Day! *squee*

... 'Wouldn't you be a hot cheerleader?' Apparently Dean wants in on my Husband's invention to transplant his mind into the body of a 15 year old girl. Deen, baybee,...and ladies like their men and then they went out and sang carols. I'm serious. Random useless knowledge is random and useless. *nods* Dude, I like this dead guy! "My love. YOU DIRTY DIRTY WHORE I MUST KILL YOU!!!" Phaedra loves crazy ...

uh. because clearly, "doing homework" means "doing memes." Total Length: 2237 items, 5.8 days, 9.48 GB First and Last Songs (By Title): "ab's song," iron & wine "

I Killed the Prom Queen - Slain Upon My Faithful Sword

..., Ive realised, Im not giving up The first time this touched me I became, an invention called zero So as I walk from this earth, I'm taking you with me Existence ... my faithful sword... trust I will not bow. Compassion is locked inside and im holding useless keys Compassion is locked inside and im holding useless keys So here i stand, just waiting for nothing Peer into my chest. rip me apart. As ...

... a few moments, the incubus spoke again, serious and quiet. “I won’t be useless.” Mukuro yawned, pulling the blankets further up over his shoulder as he turned onto his ... was unusually heated for the season and Mukuro voiced aloud his opinion of the invention of air conditioning being man’s greatest invention, which earned him a swift glare from Lancia and a snicker from M.M. They laughed. They ...

Sleep and work, and work and sleep

... right off of the pages til it had nothing left to say, I banged on the jukebox but it was useless, It had no good records on, Not even something weak like ‘The Best Punk Album In The World Ever Volume ... took it all, oh and long was it my intention, You could have beat me if punk rock was your invention”, Instead the city will be sold to the highest bids, If only Sham 69 had of united the kids,  ...