Through the Eyes of 3B

... “That doesn’t seem like it would be a very useful superpower to have, Penny.” “Well, I don’t care what ... so much time together?” “God, you’re such an idiot, Sheldon. I care about you, so what?” “I am ... spite of the fact that you think I am an idiot? This is a claim, by the way, that I have ...conventions. And yes, Sheldon, that does make you an idiot. When are you going to finally wake up and see ...

[Email Log - Dec. 23] And Lo There Was Pants

... wanted." Daniel waved his hand a little. "I'm pretty sure that bridge is burned. I was an idiot. In fact, I'm pretty sure Susan pitied me afterward. I did meet the man she was dancing with, ... close." "Huh." Johnny frowned, thoughtfully and kicked back in the chair. "So...have you found something useful to do with yourself? Other than steal all the best chick lit novels?" "Not really. I've been ...

Gently Through This Broken Sky (R/K) Fic

... Manual, had anything in there about that?  ‘ An idiot’s survivalist guide to starting a fire (with ...crying, fainting, lunatic fangirls. It was like the idiot circus. And then the early 90’s flashed before...I dunno. So instead of standing there like an idiot, I finally wound the ear bud cord around ... lifetime accomplishment. It is a key to a useful and happy life, and to feeling fulfillment during ...

On Being "Thoroughly Middle Class"

... not use it?  A few reasons...  (1)  Anyone who can't park their own car is clearly an idiot.  (2)  Anyone who can't walk from a parking space to the entrance to the store is clearly lazy.  (... obviously a waste of money.  Why spend $X on valet parking when you can spend it on something more useful - like, you know, a computer game.  Something you get to keep.  To be fair, my parents never actually ...

There's No Makebelieving - Chapter 12 (Merlin : Arthur/Merlin, Morgana, Will, Various [PG-13])

... worry about his friends. ** Arthur thinks that getting coffee in Styrofoam cups might be the least useful thing anyone can do at a hospital, but other than holding Morgana’s hand and getting awkward ... I talk about things when they’re actually supposed to be talked about instead of being an idiot.” Merlin watches Morgana walk away for just a few seconds before turning to where Arthur’s sitting ...

There's No Makebelieving - Chapter 1 (Merlin : Arthur/Merlin, Morgana, Will, Various [PG-13])

...’s wearing. Arthur feels like an idiot the way he’s slumped in ... and see him acting like an idiot. He wants to be fully in ... sans pre-nup.” And now the idiot is looking at Arthur with pity,...at him like he’s an idiot. At least it’s not pity...them an hour to get anything useful going after that (it was a...at him like he’s an idiot, “You can’t buy me new...at him like he’s an idiot and the word he wrote on...

..., Luffy/clumsiness, Ace, Sanji Genre: Fiction Prompt: Anniversary Word Count: 297 Summary: Usopp employs a useful story-telling medium to capture an important event. You're On! January 4, 1523 18:23  ... fodder for fanfic though! (Even if I do get tired of seeing myself prance around like an idiot in a tutu and have everyone coo over how "adorable" I looked! :P)  

Fic: A Beaten Edge

.... 'Honestly, you pick now of all times to revert to your idiot ways?' 'Only if what you tell me to do doesn't include telling ..., his voice rough. 'Now go back to Gaius and make yourself useful.' *** 'Merlin, he has a point.' Gaius trails Merlin around the room as ... miraculous escapes ... 'Why on Earth did no-one notice - Merlin, you idiot, why are you still here? If my father-' 'If you give ...

Last Scenario - Part 13

...do is keep your M-shields up, stay healed, and take down the one that casts status effects first. A useful spellcard in this fight, though mainly just if you're using Randolph, is Epiphany. Its Crisis ability, Resurrection, ...: Valentin, are you okay? Valentin: Haha, I'm fine. I knew you'd come for me. Matilda: Idiot! Don't rely on me so easily! Valentin: . . . . - Aren't they a cute couple~?...

Eight what-if scenarios

..."Excuse me?" Alicia said. "I'm in Gryffindor, and I like to think I'm not a complete idiot. Your brother and Harry, now, though -" Ginny stuck out her tongue. "Very funny. You know what I ...hunched over a little. "Our lives are dependent on Harry and Ron being idiots and Hermione having learnt enough useful information to get them out of trouble. That's certainly what it seems to be like." "Oh... ...