Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ~Thomas Hood

...) Workmate arrives and we commiserate with each other about how slack our partners are at remembering this most commercial of lovey dovey days. She opens her bag to find a wee gift in there – snuck in by her unslack husband. Well she said it was the first one in 20 years - but still - Huuumph. Another workmate arrives. She’s single – but tells me about a friend of hers who’s husband doesn’t ...