Unemployent sketch

I recently saw something, (might have even been here, who knows?) I don't know if it was part of a movie or a comedy sketch show, or just an online video. There are a group of people of a specific profession waiting in line (I don't remember what profession) to collect unemployment checks, and the person behind the window says, "Have you ____ this week? Have you tried to ____ this week?" and ...

... no one can take maternity leave in lieu of using vacation days, sick days and leave without pay. Then, where there is potential for good parenting, comes the problem of overwork or unemployent [remember "It's the economy, stupid"]. Perhaps most pathetic is the self- absorbed absent parent who raises the child through overindulgence and wants to be the child's "best friend." Those children...