Ucalegon (but it could have been worse)

I've been waiting for years to use "ucalegon" in context, and today is the day. I had just changed the oil in the Ranger and was driving to make sure there wasn't any problems. As I drove past a house right down the road, I noticed the shed next to the house was on fire and no one seemed to have noticed. I banged on the door for a minute until some teenagers came out, saw, the shed, and started ...