Maftet speaks-

.... I have no idea what that is 'sposed to mean. What it means in pwactice is that she is never home when she is supposed to be and the pooter doesn't get turned on. She sucks. And that's the twuth! Other than the she-naked not being home much, things are pwetty good arwond here. Turns out that the nakeds have decided to kepp my sister Bean, too. Bean was going to Go Away, like my bwother Zen did, ...