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Master's twitsForgot to add a couple more twits in the ongoing Misha/Jim saga Misha: The pervert from the plane showed up again. I don't know how he found me, but I'm taking out a restraining order. http://twitpic.com/18rwlo Jim: That Twitpic ain't me, it's a blowup doll Misha made so he wouldn't be lonely & he could drive in carpool lane. http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/17164.html Published: 1 year, 11 months ago (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:08:18 PDT); 396 bytes Net Twits (babbling Friday edition)...: tinyurl.com/y84uwl The #LYT is used to denote twits about LT. # 14:36 @ cayswann The LT... http://catfromtex.livejournal.com/41014.html Published: 2 years, 11 months ago (Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:39:43 PDT); 4815 bytes Master's twitsA lesson: If you keep your word & make good on your debts... http://twitpic.com/455daj .. Karma will reward you... http://twitpic.com/45sxnl http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/43650.html Published: 11 months, 2 weeks ago (Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:42:09 PST); 220 bytes Katie twitsJust Katie today, I just don't have enough time for more A few weeks ago I was holding Katie, but she saw Stacey, waved at her, and said "hi mama". Now most of the times when she comes over and one of us says "hi baby" she responds with "hi mommy". It's really really cute. Katie is beginning to really mimic the sounds. It's especially funny when Simon tells her what to say and she does it. ... http://oksani.livejournal.com/295505.html Published: 1 year, 2 months ago (Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:35:31 PST); 7971 bytes Master's twits, @hils_k we'de hate to lose u. don't jump. Or if you do, make sure to take out a sizable life insurance policy in my name first. The TV Guide poll-results are in. No big surprises here, the cover went to the show we all expected to see win. http://tinyurl.com/2fbsgu5 They left one guy off the cover because, as they put it, "The public is not ready for that kind of raw, unbridled, sexual ... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/36095.html Published: 1 year, 2 months ago (Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:12:48 PST); 1131 bytes Master's twits,@myjedimindtrick the tree was already dead from a forest fire, smartypants. PS every time u read a funny book u've killed a tree 4 comedy. i feel bad. I agreed to facilitate this wedding proposal without disclosing that i have rights of prima nocta. http://tinyurl.com/2fea6qk FYI, if you're not hip to the jargon of modern relationship paradigms this is the definition of Prima Nocta: http... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/34534.html Published: 1 year, 2 months ago (Sun, 21 Nov 2010 07:18:37 PST); 524 bytes Master's twitsWow, I haven't shared the words of our overlord since before he ran around the world four times I'm going for a jog. This is my starting point. Frost Road and highway 547. This is gonna be easy. #MotionX Share: I am running. here me roar. http://bit.ly/9lAM8z Further documentation. http://plixi.com/p/43437242 #MotionX Share: I am running. here me roar. http://bit.ly/cM27XJ Running ... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/32074.html Published: 1 year, 5 months ago (Mon, 13 Sep 2010 05:11:33 PDT); 5958 bytes Master's twitsSome have complained that www.jesusfoodsex.org is false advertising. I say it depends on how you define the terms; "Jesus," "food" & "sex." It's a matter of inflection. The URL is supposed to read like a tough decision: "Jesus! Food? Sex?" I think it's unfair to make you choose. go to www.jesusfoodsex.org & pledge. Pledge a penny or a dollar it doesn't matter. I'll tweet my location from the ... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/31474.html Published: 1 year, 5 months ago (Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:48:20 PDT); 902 bytes Master's twitsThanks for trending #mishasbdayparade. Makes me feel better after Obama suddenly changed his mind about making today a national holiday. It's also nice to see that Mr. Twitter hasn't lost his Stalinist zeal when it comes to censoring all things misha. The trend's been removed. It is plain wrong to steal from your family members' or coworkers' wallets. However-if you were to do so-spend it here... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/30996.html Published: 1 year, 5 months ago (Wed, 25 Aug 2010 06:30:14 PDT); 749 bytes Master's twitsJust a shout-out to my man @newtgingrich! Newt, you threw an sick party last night! I've never been in a hot tub with a zebra before! RT @cahmontemor1: "@mishacollins could you please wish me a f*cking happy birthday?" well, since you ask so nicely, no. Speaking of b-days, it's mine next week & please don't do anything special-as long as you spend at least $1000, it's the thought that counts ... http://community.livejournal.com/mishas_minions/29770.html Published: 1 year, 6 months ago (Sun, 15 Aug 2010 10:04:19 PDT); 805 bytes |
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