Conspiracy Theory (5/6)

... have been you all along. Then we wouldn’t be having this problem!” Harry blanches before going bright red, and his wand flies up. But this time, Hermione’s faster. The hot rush of anger-fueled adrenaline twangs along her muscles, and she yells, “ Stupefy! ” No one flinches as Umbridge’s bound body thuds to the ground. “Sod it! We’re doing this the impersonal way. Back in a bit.” Harry nods to...

... tactics, but I found ways to deal with those as well. Sit next to the window and bat at the blinds - Move the furniture to put them out of reach Smack the spring doorstop so that it TWANGS - I removed that doorstop in a jiffy! Rattle any closed doors against their door jambs - Felt pads are effective But one time, Miles did something I did not think a cat could have figured out. One early ...

Bandom, Chaptered, Gabe/Brendon, NC-17

..., innocent (not as much as before but still more than him) Mormon boy. Every time Gabe feels Brendon holding his head as he pukes everywhere, notices him tucking him in at night, his mind twangs with regret for fucking everything up. But what can he do really, but get more loaded. Because honestly, his father taught him right when he said regrets were worthless. He mumbled those words against ...

In which my heart is broken

.... But here I'm looking up the lyrics, and it turns out this is how it actually goes: Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile, Blinky, thumps the gut bass and solos for a while. Poorboy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo. Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo . So all this time it's been Willy playing the kazoo and not the Devil. *sniff* I'm so disappointed! I will ...

Something Gold, Part Two

....' It doesn't feel right, though. The part of him that's still powerless and loose, out of tune like a cat gut string on an ancient tennis racquet, wants to beg, plead, coddle, but the rest still twangs and twists in knots. He makes a pointed glance in Dean's direction to be sure he's eating. He has to look away as Dean takes too-small bites, chews a couple of times, then pockets the food in ...

mmm Yummy!

...!  That was hot kissing me, his tongue darting all around mine.  kissing and biting my neck, chest, and nipples.  When he found my nipples and started to bite them, my cock got hard quickly.  The sharp twangs running right down to my thighs.  I could feel he was getting hard under me at the same time. So I started to move my hips and ass grinding his cock working it between the crack of my ass.  ...

Accent

.... But hey, I've been down here for 23 years, so it's inevitable there's been a bit of slippage. I'm sure others do this, but when surrounded by other accents I always start adopting some twangs and vowels in use around me. Frankly, put me in the company of a Geordie, and I will be talking all Tyneside within hours. However, I discovered my Northern accent came right to the fore in a record shop ...

... find myself saying this, but he's probably one of the kindest and most honest guys I've dated, and I miss him already. But it's the first week or two of field work is always weird, with twangs of homesickness and awkwardness with the new people. I know Chelle, the crew leader and only other one here so far, from a previous job, and she's freakin amazing.... but she's pretty high energy and in the...

Gaping Chasm

... the hell away from everything that reminds you of her. Lately, I've been tortured by dreams in which something terrible happens that I can't do anything to prevent, however I still feel it's my fault. Those twangs have been assaulting everything I do in my day to day life. I can't sleep, eat, or watch TV without my brain piping up and shouting at me "Let's talk about your ex and every tiny little...

feeling a tad lecherous once more

Ho...ly moly As I perused my trashy FAMOUS magazine whilst waiting in the doctors surgery today I came across an article (all recycled) about Zac. What really struck me though was the familiarity of the pose. (I quite liked the title too seeing as this place is filled to the brim with angsty Z&N fics). I'll cut this for fic only purists *loves* who do not wish to see quite a startling ...