and if it leaves a bad taste, you need to wash it down

... and Lost and Star Trek mostly, but these guys are so smart and so funny that the whole thing is just gold. (And we learn that Damon watches two kinds of tv shows: "Procedural TV, and Joss Whedon’s shows and JJ’s shows." ) Um. It's an ice cube tray. That looks like Legos. Whaaaaaat.

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod!!!!!!!

... might have delivered peace treaty in the next year or two.. I don't know when I'll stop gagging from the horror of it all. But rest assured, my TV tray has been thoroughly soaked in Lysol. I've also told my husband he's no longer allowed to have a tv tray beside the couch until he learns to use a fucking kleenex.

Fic Post: The One Where Jack Wants George

...plate in the microwave as Hotch grabbed three mugs from the cupboard. Together they set up the serving tray with their nightcap. “You cannot properly drink cocoa without marshmallows.” Emily said holding up the bag. “...stay and watch. It was Friday after all; a little indulgence was alright. He and George watched TV as the grownups cleaned up their snack and chatted a bit in the kitchen. “I had a...

Discovered in a Christmas Stocking - Day 21

...s here,” that got the watery snicker it was supposed to, so he went on. “So you...” he switched the TV on, “...load yourself up on Blue Peter, and I’ll see what I can find, eh?” What he found ... his day off looking at both of them *and* eating lukewarm chips with his fingers off a Magic Roundabout tray. But somehow he didn’t mind in the slightest. “Someone’s got to,” he answered. And if it came ...

[FIC] Softer and More Beautiful (NC-17) for Ru_Salki99

...staggering a little under the weight of their tray. She said to Castiel, "Are you sure you...hard." "I say we hole up, watch TV, and let the world get by without us...balanced the little tree on top of the TV. "I just hope he doesn't get stuck... this program?" he said, frowning at the TV, and Dean scooted over on the bed to...Sam glanced up sometimes to smile at the TV or at them before going back to his...

[FIC] The Holly Bears a Blossom (PG) for Aescu

... It's Yule after all." Joyce offers with a pathetic smile. "Uh, thanks." Sam says, clutching the tray dumbly. "You said, she could tell Dean was...is he okay?" Having to resort to asking witches about ...thing." Dean thinks for a moment then shrugs. Perhaps he shouldn't have let the angel watch daytime TV. "Yeah, I guess. Probably a better thing if you have a say in it happening." Dean tugs on ...

Fic: Born to Shadow (R) Kris/Adam, Ch. 1

...and covered up what was really out there in the night. Despite the various TV shows, movies, and book series, the world just wasn’t ready to know ..., aren’t we?” he asked. “Yeah, right.” As he set the tray of food he’d brought in down, the vampire’s eyes narrowed. “... the lock with his mind first. No one came to pick up the tray once he’d given in and eaten and Kris once again fought the urge...

Happy Holidays, elistaire!

...Author's Notes: This story uses a mixture of the TV show and the books, for The Dresden Files . It ... fly in this morning?" asked Harry, returning with a tray. "Last night," said Methos, putting down a particularly perplexing deck of I Ching cards. The tray was set down and they both sat across from each... up again, Harry was watching him. He set the tray of coffee to one side, made sure the table ...

...a small smile. She was a little shocked and surprised that Tsuna actually asked her out. Grabbing her muffin tray, she ran off to go find Hana and tell her all about what happened. Tsuna watched her leave ...the room was spotless and it looked like they had left a movie in the movie player with the tv on. "Looks like the little mermaid, thanks to the kids." Tsuna said with a laugh, his nervousnes ...

hp. once upon a time there was a way to. harry/hermione, harry/luna.

...an alien aftertaste, between acid and sugary, wasn’t she moody all the time, after all? Harry lifted his tray, half his lunch still lying there, untouched, and walked slowly to the waste bin. His annoying, nameless ...to go just to see what was making him be so tame. - It was good they didn’t use TV sets; he would be tempted to switch his on every Wednesday evening – though it’s silly, the name ...