Dancing With The Stars Recap

... cheeky and fun and also hot with the hip action. I haven't seen the women dance yet (that will be tomorrow), but I'm pretty sure I already have a favorite: Marissa Jaret Winokur, who played Tracy Turnblatt in the original Broadway production of Hairspray . She's short, she's fat, she's gorgeous, and her personality is already filling up the room. You can't stop the beat, baby! Getting back to ...

... this morning, we were coming home from my friend's house after ringing in the new year, and Charlie asks me what I would do if I were president. I give some silly answer and then he says, 'Tracy Turnblatt said she would make every day Negro Day.' 'Yes, she did,' I reply. 'What's Negro Day?' Charlie asks. So there I am trying to explain the Civil Rights movement at 1:00am. Interesting way to ...

Hairspray

wait....John Travolta is Tracy Turnblatt in the new Hairspray movie!?!? WTF??? is that the famous concept of: men playing fat women is sooooooo funny?? ugh. please tell me I'm hallucinating.