We need to hewp him! This is seweious!

Thewes a puppy, who has to pee-pee.

I was gonna go to bed half an hour, but that seems to have not happened.

I do believe I should eat some ice cream.

Afternoon beers are such a tease .

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

I'm going to the bar.

It's so innocent in this film, and all I can think is *giggle* like I'm twelve.

The word 'seamen' has been ruined forever.

Alright, it's time to make a real effort at sleeping.

I don't want to have to go to the clinic.

I have called the doctor to make an appointment about my shoulder and my horribly swollen feet but he can't see me until the 23rd, so the next couple of weeks are probably gonna suck.

I think I can definitely skip the Pearl Jam portion of this show.

MEAAAATBALLLS. YEAH.

I think I will go to my parents' for dinner because it is spaghetti and meatballs night.

Trust me.

Drinking until 2am and then getting up at 6am and going to a full day of training is definitely not a good idea.