Momus doesn't think much of the blog The Noughties Were Shit , seeing it as symptomatic of 'English self-deprecation' and its attendant arrogance. After a quick scan of the blog, I reckon he's being a bit unfair. It's no secret that Momus would rather we all looked to places like Berlin for our culture and marvelled at low-rent, sub-Fluxus art made by moneyed American dropouts in jewfros. ...
There's an obese mosquito in my room. You want to know how I know? The six seven bites on my right upper arm alone . I want to give it eating disorder pamphlets. You know, after I smash the hell out of it.
...from 1986 when I took her to Goodwill. Omg. I can't show it to you that well because it's too big to scan. Here's some awful, annoying alliteration that was present throughout. I am going to frame this. I think I'll put it in front of my toilet. Hey baby! Excuse me. I can see your elephant tits. May all your days be circus days! There will be part 2 and part 3.
...health care plan covers abortion. #hcr # 19:25 @ notquitewhite Who sings "Telephone?" # 19:26 @ notquitewhite Can you send it to me? # 19:28 Crack me up! RT @BrittanyMarr: laughing my tits off at my roomie thinking the lyrics to @johncmayer song was "and your bubblegum TOE" # 19:31 @ TheEllenShow Yes, but that doesn't answer the question. There's something more valid if ...
.... You can try your whole life and not understand them. PLAYBOY: How much did you get into calibrating your movie heroine’s hotness? CAMERON: Right from the beginning I said, “She’s got to have tits,” even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na’vi, aren’t placental mammals. I designed her costumes based on a taparrabo, a loincloth thing worn by Mayan Indians. We go to another ...
... sick. great # 16:46 @ moogal (if you're still interested, the site's calc is bit.ly/4PipE # 17:27 @ scottbert I'm mostly going to get drunk/a gig atm, but gonna try mailing the disability team tomorrow and go OMGWTF?? # 17:28 right, got purse, phone, tickets, top-that-tits-look-awesome in, and housekeys. We are go! #carterUSM # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
...his face a tight, forbidding look that Jack remembered well. The writer of light pop songs had a severity that Jack had always found attractive. Easy-going men – Dean was a prime example – got on his tits. He saw it as weakness, a failure of will. By contrast, he admired Brendan's stern perfectionism, at least until the baleful glare he reserved for failures turned his way. "Don't give me ...
...by other people. secondly..before i went to meet his brother sean begged me if he could show his brother my tits bec they are pierced. and i was taken aback by that. and i told him no multiple times and i ... could see how it made me uncomfortable. so last night he asks me if he could show his friend my tits and i was like what is wrong with this guy. but then after i left his crib, i realized what ...
... ams almost as good-lookingks as me! Squisgaarla: Almost? Pfff. You wish you hads tits like dis. Skwisgaar: ...Ja. Natalie: Um. Hey. Nathan: Yeah. Hi. Tokisa: Wowee, ... in every way. I has bigger tits, my tits ams bigger, and also de tits on me is bigger den de tits on you. Implode Me. Toki spent an awful lot of time talking to Squisgaarla. Strangely enough, while Toki ...
