Titánia x Oberon [HUN] [PG-13]

...öppentsenek az ámorvirágból. Titánia elfogadja, belecsöppent, és ...hold megtelt és elfogyott, és Titánia újabb ékszert adott el...k a bőrét. Titánia nem mozdult; a szeme...t volt, és szinte égetett. Titánia incselkedve végigsimított...lhatott volna, nem engedték. Titánia szabad keze furcsa jelt...nem kellett tartaniuk, mégis Titánia első gondolata ez volt...Mikor visszaértek az ágyukba Titánia végigcsókolta Oberon...

Arse over tit

Ralph has just slipped on something in the boys room, flat on his arse with his full weight whacking his head on the (laminated) floor. He now has a very sore head, stiff neck and feeling a bit sick: it's worse when he coughs.

Suck It Up -- It's A Tit

... Maybe that didn't pop out right. But still . This country has an unhealthy, ridiculous obsession with sex. Some see it as Teddibly Teddibly Harmful, to the point that even a flash of what turned out to be a covered nipple sent paroxysms of freak-out across the nation (most of which were by the vast profusion of self-appointed scolds; everybody else DVR'd and downloaded that clip like ...

Mockery, Meandering, and Other Musings

...father figure, at all ! This is one of those situations that, well, it's the best thing he can do for everybody. But, his wife wants to raise hell, throw rocks, and cling to some petrified tit of her idea of a sucessful marriage. They're both fucked-up, and need to break up the Dysfunction Junction that they call home. Deerhunter is one of those bands that have flown under my particular radar. I ...

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Птицы

В парке, через дорогу от работы, полно птиц. Сегодня поохотился. Без особого успеха — очень уж птицы шустры. Но нескольких всё же поймал в кадр: И ещё: Челябинск, центральный район, парк культуры и отдыха имени Ю. А. Гагарина.

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... hands of later Royalty is simply a waste of time, guaranteed to get everybody angry for no good reason. If the next Royals disagree, they can simply change the Law back, and we get into silly tit-for-tat rewritings, using the Law as a political football. This makes everyone involved look bad, weakens everybody's respect for the Law, and hurts the Kingdom for no benefit. (This is trebly true if it...

Quotes, How Shitty Is This Day Edition

... touches on the subject of abortion. -- Rightwingsnarkle, Sadly, No!, comments Yeah, sex is fantastic, but now and then somebody's gotta do the laundry. -- filkertom , "Suck It Up, It's a Tit," LJ It's easy. It's like metric, but it doesn't make sense. -- Sanders, conversation, 4:20 PM, on measuring things in Imperial I'm betting somewhere in the Bush administration, there was a working...

some food mentioned; blah

my tata's have grown too much in the past week and have been so sore; my man is all giddy and hard about it, but i have been wincing in pain just sitting still even :( i have taken my 14 days of provera to try to induce a period, and it has not worked (again)... time for another hormone panel to be drawn i suppose. i have tried 4-6 times this past 2 years to do this, and has only worked the ...

TOO MANY LIFE CRISISES

.... Anyway, people have already started talking about honors projects. This freaks the shit out of me, then I remember we have a year and a half before we even need to apply, then I flip another tit. My thoughts... if I do a directing project (which... ehh...) I'm totes still doing Dangerous Liaisons. However, if do acting I'm thinking maybe The Great Gatsby (Nick), Crucible (Hale), Who's Afraid of ...