The Duke And The Dirtwater Fox

... down his cheek, the gent blushed. " nahhhhhhhhhh you can touch me apples me bananas and me pears these nectarines these tangerines and all me other wares" Spike raised his...'s wrong boy?" Ethan scowled. "This bag's full of nothing but horse shit!" The men looked at one another. "Why that low down, no good, chicken shit son of a bitch!" Ethan snarled. "He switched bags while we were sleepin'." "...

Fuck this shit

... to be a passive aggressive anal retentive fuckwit I am seriously going to go off the fucking deep end. People don't just put bananas in the freezer for no reason shit head. And if you want to make room in the freezer for other stuff, DON'T JUST TAKE EVERYTHING OUT THAT YOU THINK ISN'T ...

...banana ice cream! i made it :D you just take bananas and slice them into tiny pieces like you would normally ... make this. i would make easy mac but omg that shit is gross. so i just cooked the pasta for about ... some onion and ham into this too. i had some bananas lying around that were getting a bit ripe. at home we would make chuoi chien/fried bananas. i didn't have the right kind of banana or ...

Archivepost: Yarrr, me mateys, it's time for tales of the high seas!

... an engie building a sentry and then systemactically wrenching a spy owl tiem: spy all frills and shit lol Wossname: heavy in the sailor/pirate striped shirt owl tiem: scouts in the rigging Wossname: ...an engie building a sentry and then systemactically wrenching a spy owl tiem: spy all frills and shit lol Wossname: heavy in the sailor/pirate striped shirt owl tiem: scouts in the rigging Wossname:...

.... 11. Subway. 12. String cheese. 13. Strawberries. 14. Bananas. 15. Lucky Charms. 16. Goldfish. 17. Pancakes. 18. ... in to work today. ^Because I feel like major shit. My cat is licking itself right now..haha. I ... to like anymore. ^And I don't give a shit because I think they are awesome. I also listen ...'sister'. I have been going through a lot of shit this week. ^And I feel like no one cares. ...

Stick a fork in me

Not only are bananas solid, undeniable proof of God's existence, but apparently if you believe in Jesus you'll feel like you were stabbed by a fork and had a strong electrical current run through ... jackasses about it (I do fail sometimes. I'm sorry ;_; ) But...this is just silly. Especially at the end there. The message seems to be "Holy shit! If I believe in God he'll boil me from the inside out"

My Hypothetical Thursday

... At 2 this afternoon I have to put all my shit aside, get into my car and drive my ass back ... that low-grade humming is that's coming from outside. Shit that is annoying! --> our neighbors are emptying their pool and ... get so much knitting and reading done it'll be bananas, you have no idea. For whatever reason we don't ...free Betsy Time. Okay, here I go. Off to be productive and shit. Zroom zroom!

this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

I am nutters and must be kept away from proper society. More tea is in order. Real post later.

why god whyyyyy

... got any in freaking MONTHS and even when I did it's always been protected, 2. I'm on birth control, 3. dudes I just finished with shark week. Blah blah of course my mother would ask that. Oh shit the parents just left for Costco and I forgot to tell them I need my meds refilled. Wait nevermind I caught them. Anyway Dad came into my room and started making jokes and was all, "Maybe it's just ...

roll over, beethoven

Went home today after my anthro exam. Passed out for a couple of hours. Had really weird dreams, one of them involving Mounties and replicating chewing gum for border patrol? Studied in bed. Passed out again. Studied some more when I woke up. Dad picked up my refill of happy pills from Costco today. I think that may be part of the problem; I ran out sometime last week and never got around to ...